NTP 057: An Awkward Conversation

Number Two Podcast

30-03-2021 • 54 mins

  • Number Two Cuz brings her daughter Pila to be a guest on the show today.
  • Pila starts the show off with a gross story of why she needs to shower.
  • Tello starts off by recapping Lourdes’ spaghetti dinner story with Pila to see what her thoughts were on the situation.
  • Pila thinks that the spaghetti dinner might have been her dad’s first time not enjoying a meal.
  • Lourdes’s husband “Homie” doesn’t like much else beyond Mexican food.
  • Pila and her sister Isabel were in agreement with not giving their dad options for dinner.
  • Pila recalls a time when they made a fake plate of food for their dad when he said he’d eat “whatever” for dinner.
  • Tello “turns off” Number Two Cuz’s headphones so he can ask Pila how she really feels about her mom.
  • Lourdes gets upset when she works late, and her husband doesn’t start dinner.
  • Tello recalls a time when Homie was cooking, and didn’t wash his hands after using the restroom. Lourdes has noticed that her husband often doesn’t wash his hands when he goes to the bathroom.
  • Lourdes confronted her husband and son on this, and it lead to an awkward conversation about how men clean themselves after urinating.
  • Tello tried his best to explain that a great majority of men don’t wipe themselves after going number one.
  • The conversation almost turns into a battle of the sexes as Tello tries to explain why men don’t think of cleaning their fronts like they do their behinds.
  • Lourdes is flabbergasted by this revelation, and Tello is embarrassed to have this conversation in front of Pila.
  • This lead to Tello talking about giving a urine sample, and accidentally making a mess.
  • Lourdes recalls the night of Pila’s birth.
  • Lourdes gives Pila’s age in months, and Tello confesses that he hates when people give their babies age in months after they’re a year old.
  • Lourdes complains that after having children, she sometimes pees a little when she coughs or sneezes. Tello asks repeatedly if Number Two Cuz has to wear diapers.
  • Pila confesses that she’s not that much of a drinker, and she doesn’t think she can get high.
  • Lourdes and Pila recall a family dinner where they asked their Google assistant about condoms.
  • Pila’s brother Luis thinks condoms are bad for the environment, so he thought it would be best not to use them. Pila disagreed, and they had a family conversation about condom use.
  • Pila talks about getting “the talk” from her aunt Phoebe, and a much more uncomfortable “talk” her grandma Monkey gave her.
  • Lourdes has encouraged her children to seek therapy, and Tello agrees that it’s probably a good idea.

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