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No One Knows I Live A Fake Life

Story Time Animated

30-08-2023 • 18 mins

I had just finished my kpop performance in front of thousands of screaming fans. When I returned to my trailer, I found a strange wedding cake waiting for me. What was that doing here?! Suddenly a guy burst out and rushed towards me!

"Marry me Lisa!"

"I don't even know you!"

I flipped him over and pinned him down. Piece of cake for me. Pun intended. I was also a Taekwondo champion. Eventually security rushed in followed by my parents.

"Lisa! Are your vocal chords okay?! Did he damage them?!"

"Moph! Ga offmble. My chords are fine! So's the rest of me if you're wondering."

"How long did it take you to bring him down? Better not be longer than 5 seconds. Otherwise I'll have to train you even harder. Taekwondo is all about speed, you know."

I rolled my eyes at my parents. They could be so unbelievable sometimes.

Hi, my name's Lisa and I'm from South Korea. You'd think being a kpop star and Taekwondo champion at the same time would be a dream. But for me, it was a literal nightmare. Because of my parents, I had to juggle these completely different lives and it was exhausting.

One time I even had to do a Vogue interview in the middle of a fight! For many years I managed to scrape by with juggling these two lives, but when I turned sixteen, things reached their boiling point.




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