Send us a Cellular Epistle Welcome back to the show where we finally all meet up in one place, and it’s not California (because apparently, we’re too good for Trader Joe’s and grocery store liquor now). In this episode, we dive into the mixology madness with "The Palo-mah-gawd"—a drink that’s as confused as our blending technique. Expect some playful bickering over the drink’s ingredients and our collective inability to make it look as good as it tastes.Scriptures: [00:08:00]Moroni takes the reins as we wade through the wild waters of Doctrine and Covenants 33 and 34. Prepare for a satirical romp through Mormon history, where historical figures get the sarcastic treatment they never saw coming, and scripture is reimagined with more innuendo than a bad soap opera. Whether it’s trumpets or other instruments, nothing escapes our irreverent reinterpretation. By the end, we’re all questioning our past social media choices and laughing at the absurdity of it all.Church Teachings: [00:34:13]aaaAAAaaa leads us into the chaotic realm of the Second Coming, where preparing for the apocalypse is as complex as traveling with a baby. Jokes fly about being overly prepared for both end-of-the-world scenarios and exploding diapers. We also delve into the “signs of the times,” poking fun at how wars, disasters, and Brigham Young quotes get twisted into proof that the end is nigh. With a dash of Reddit wisdom and a sprinkle of skepticism, this segment serves up comedic commentary on religious predictions gone awry.History: [01:01:54]Abigail guides us through a history lesson with a comedic twist on doomsday predictions. From the apocalyptic thrill of early Mormons to Columbus’s laughable end-of-world forecasts, we explore the evolution of eschatology and its dubious claims. Expect a satirical critique of how predictions have been used to distract from real crises and political shenanigans. With absurd prophecies and outdated views galore, this segment wraps up with a bemused look at historical and contemporary apocalyptic thinking, proving that some things never change—like our fascination with the end of the world.Follow us on Insta @gr8_and_spacious, Twitter @gr8andspacious, and Reddit u/gr8_and_spacious for behind-the-scenes shenanigans, hilarious memes, and maybe even a sneak peek at our next episode..If you've got a burning question, a hilarious anecdote, or just want to say hi, shoot us an epistle at greatandspaciouspod@gmail.com.And don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review of our podcast!

Send us a Cellular Epistle In this episode of the "Great and Spacious Podcast," we kick off with a deep dive into the world of Olympic-sized controversy, where we dissect the great American pastime of getting offended. This time, the target is the French and their opening ceremony that some Christians found a tad too "woke." Never ones to shy away from mockery, we take shots at the critics and even manage to rope Jesus into the mix—imagining him turning water into wine at a Bacchanalian bash.Oh, and in true chaotic fashion, there’s a household disaster involving a broken fridge that somehow becomes a running gag. The solution? The "Lama-Nasty" cocktail—a little something we whipped up to numb the pain. Cheers to that!Scriptures+: [00:16:23]Welcome to our "Scriptures & Church Teachings" segment, where reverence takes a backseat and sarcasm drives. This time, we're diving into Doctrine and Covenants sections 30 to 32, where God seems to have handed out revelation like participation trophies. We question why David Whitmer gets chewed out for being too worldly, while Peter Whitmer Jr. is basically told to obey his brother like some ancient sibling rivalry never quite resolved. John Whitmer gets the divine equivalent of a GPS, and Thomas B. Marsh is reassured that his family's eventual conversion is in the bag. And then there’s Philip Burroughs—who was literally just some guy who was a landmark. We top it off with a look at a church video trying to define "Lamanites" today, which is as clear as mud. Expect some major eye-rolling.History: [00:46:31]In our history segment, Abigail imagines the unfiltered chaos of live podcasting. From there, we tear into a hymn by W.W. Phelps, titled "Oh, Stop and Tell Me, Red Man." Let’s just say, it doesn’t exactly pass the vibe check.Next, we delve into the heavy history of Native American suffering during the 1830s, courtesy of the Indian Removal Act and the Trail of Tears. Naturally, the early Mormon missionaries saw this as prime real estate for proselytizing. We critique their misguided zeal as they tried to spin genocide as some kind of divine gathering of Israel. Classy.But it gets better. We recount the so-called "Lamanite Mission," where the missionaries eagerly approach the Seneca tribe, only to get politely dismissed—because, shocker, they weren’t interested. The real kicker? The mission’s success comes from converting a bunch of white settlers in Kirtland, while the Native Americans essentially told them to take a hike.The segment wraps up with the missionaries’ continued misadventures, including their awkward encounters with the Wyandot tribe. They didn’t convert a single Native American but sure made a lot of friends among the white settlers. Mission accomplished? Not quite.Follow us on Insta @gr8_and_spacious, Twitter @gr8andspacious, and Reddit u/gr8_and_spacious for behind-the-scenes shenanigans, hilarious memes, and maybe even a sneak peek at our next episode..If you've got a burning question, a hilarious anecdote, or just want to say hi, shoot us an epistle at greatandspaciouspod@gmail.com.And don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review of our podcast!

Send us a Cellular Epistle In this week's episode, we kick off with the usual chaotic banter. After briefly considering calling our listeners "campers" or "sweaters" (the jury’s still out on whether that refers to knitwear or nervous perspiration), we dive into the deep end of our eclectic interests. From debating Elon Musk's latest Cybertruck monstrosity to sassing JK Rowling’s latest public blunder, we keep things light and snarky. We even manage to critique the design of a vehicle that only a billionaire would love. Don't miss our bespoke cocktail “Season of the Devil,” guaranteed to burn as much as our hot takes. And yes, we’ll throw in some stories about snakes and other critters because what’s a podcast without some good old-fashioned animal antics?Scriptures: [00:10:41]Abish takes us through Doctrine and Covenants Section 29, where Jesus pulls rank yet again. It’s another classic edition of “Do as I say or else,” complete with the usual divine threats of cosmic destruction. We riff on the whole “chicken Jesus” metaphor—apparently, he’s gathering his chicks under his wings, but only if they’re into it. And of course, we couldn’t resist reimagining the apocalypse as a reality show starring none other than Donald Trump. It’s the Bible as you’ve never heard it before, with a side of skepticism and a sprinkle of nihilistic humor. After all, if you can’t laugh at the end of the world, when can you?Church Teachings: [00:42:01]Moroni takes the lead in dissecting the "War in Heaven" narrative. Spoiler alert: Satan’s “everyone wins” plan didn’t fly with the celestial judges. We pick apart the logic of a God who sets up this cosmic showdown just to stack the deck against one of his own. Moroni can’t help but wonder if this whole thing was just a divine ego trip. And as for the Church's portrayal of Satan? Let’s just say it’s not winning any awards for fairness or originality. If you’ve ever thought the whole saga sounded a bit like an abusive power dynamic, you’re not alone.History: [00:55:43]Abigail takes us back to 1859, where Charles Darwin dropped his evolutionary bombshell with *On the Origin of Species*. We laugh our way through the historical context—Protestant Bible literalism meets the cold, hard facts of science. Darwin’s ideas eventually cross the pond to America, where they slowly gain traction despite some religious foot-dragging. We touch on the LDS Church's eventual non-stance on evolution: a 1909 statement that can only be described as “meh.” Fast forward to the 1920s, and we’re at the Scopes Monkey Trial, where evolution takes center stage in a national debate. The LDS Church’s neutrality on the issue comes across as more of a cop-out, but hey, at least they didn’t get as crazy as some other religious groups. We close with a look at B.H. Roberts and Joseph Fielding Smith’s internal church drama over evolution—a saga that ends with the Church shrugging and moving on. As always, we mix in a few laughs, because when it comes to science and religion, sometimes you’ve just gotta laugh to keep from crying.---Tune in for another episode of irreverent humor, questionable theology, and just enough wit to make you feel like you’re not wasting your time.Follow us on Insta @gr8_and_spacious, Twitter @gr8andspacious, and Reddit u/gr8_and_spacious for behind-the-scenes shenanigans, hilarious memes, and maybe even a sneak peek at our next episode..If you've got a burning question, a hilarious anecdote, or just want to say hi, shoot us an epistle at greatandspaciouspod@gmail.com.And don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review of our podcast!

Send us a Cellular Epistle In this episode, our hosts—Abigail, Abish, aaaAAAaaa, Moroni, and special guest Claudia—kick off with the usual chaotic charm. Moroni shares tales of his New York adventure, including his first-time experience with the "Book of Mormon" musical. Spoiler: It's a satirical gem that nails the white savior complex. The crew reminisces about the shockwaves the musical sent through Salt Lake City and, of course, introduces this episode’s bespoke cocktail, “Root Boot Smoot,” a nod to our relentless love for puns and creamy beverages. If you like your humor sharp and your drinks smoother than a Smoot Senate run, you're in the right place.Scriptures: [00:15:08]We dive into the "Armor of God" passage—because nothing says protection like a metaphorical helmet that won’t stop a single thought from slipping in. With a mix of humor and grim reflection, we explore how leaving the church transforms these once-sacred verses into absurd relics of our past lives. Spoiler alert: the Armor of God is about as protective as a condom that was thumbtacked to a wall. Stay tuned as we dissect the invisible armor and the visible manipulation, all with a grin and a wink.Church Teachings: [00:46:37]Here’s where it gets good: aaaAAAaaa takes us on a wild ride through Doctrine and Covenants 28, where Joseph Smith’s monopoly on revelation is challenged by some guy with a rock. The nerve! We dig into the mental gymnastics required to dismiss Hiram Page’s divine stone while holding up Joseph’s as gospel truth. And let’s not forget poor Oliver Cowdery—convinced he was wrong by the master manipulator himself. We also throw in some awkward dating anecdotes, because nothing says romance like “God told me you’re the one.” Expect sarcasm, expect laughs, and most importantly, expect to question everything.History: [01:07:51]Abigail bravely tackles one of history’s most thrilling (read: yawn-worthy) topics—the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act of 1930, which, spoiler alert, didn’t just shoot America in the foot; it blew off the whole leg. Picture this: one disastrous economic policy, global retaliation, and a plummeting world trade that made the Great Depression even greater (in the worst possible way). The hosts lay into Smoot, our favorite Mormon apostle-turned-senator, for not seeing this train wreck coming—seer powers, am I right? We wrap up by connecting the dots between economic calamity, Hoovervilles, and the political overhaul that followed. If you ever wondered how tariffs could be this entertaining, you’re about to find out.Follow us on Insta @gr8_and_spacious, Twitter @gr8andspacious, and Reddit u/gr8_and_spacious for behind-the-scenes shenanigans, hilarious memes, and maybe even a sneak peek at our next episode..If you've got a burning question, a hilarious anecdote, or just want to say hi, shoot us an epistle at greatandspaciouspod@gmail.com.And don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review of our podcast!

Send us a Cellular Epistle Welcome to the 69th episode of *The Great and Spacious Podcast*! Abigail, Abish, aaaAAAaaa, and our special guest Claudia kick off the show with a cocktail-fueled celebration of our milestone episode. We’re spreading the love (and the drinks) in the absence of our beloved Moroni, who's missing this week. As we revel in our 69th episode, a sacred number—if you consider oral tradition as sacred, expect some lively banter, a peek behind the curtain of our next segments. Plus, we reveal our bespoke cocktail, the "Elect Lady,” and why it’s anything but demure.Scriptures: [00:19:16]In this segment, aaaAAAaaa takes us on a journey through sections 24, 25, and 26 of the Doctrine and Covenants. We dissect the divine revelations handed down to Joseph Smith and Oliver Cowdery, chuckling at the historical "persecution" and the dubious claims of prophetic origins. As we navigate the instructions, we imagine Oliver Cowdery as an overzealous divine spam filter and question the consistency of these early revelations. Section 24 gives us a laugh at Joseph and Oliver’s supposedly celestial career path, while Section 25—directed at Emma Smith—seems like a celestial boss's to-do list for his underappreciated employee. We’ll sympathize with Emma’s plight while adding a touch of irreverence to her restrictive role.Church Teachings: [00:41:17]In the Church Teachings segment, Abish dives into the Strengthening Church Members Committee, unraveling the glaring omission of Emma Smith from General Conference talks. If you thought being left out of a family photo was rough, try being overshadowed in the history books. While Joseph Smith is paraded around like the church's personal superhero, Emma’s immense contributions and trials get a mere footnote. The hosts recount her personal tragedies, including the loss of six children, and share their frustration over how her legacy is treated with all the respect of a soggy afterthought.History: [01:02:51]Abigail takes us on a wild ride through history with the curious case of Oliver Smoot, the MIT student who became a unit of measurement. In 1958, Oliver was used to measure the length of Harvard Bridge, resulting in “smoots” as a unit of length—364.4 smoots, plus or minus an ear. The smoots are still marked on the bridge, showing that even in academia, there’s room for a little humor. We then shift gears to Reed Smoot, a politically influential LDS figure whose tenure was marred by controversy and polygamy. Abigail humorously contrasts the smoot’s lighthearted legacy with Reed’s contentious political career, highlighting how one smoot could measure both bridge lengths and historical impacts.Follow us on Insta @gr8_and_spacious, Twitter @gr8andspacious, and Reddit u/gr8_and_spacious for behind-the-scenes shenanigans, hilarious memes, and maybe even a sneak peek at our next episode..If you've got a burning question, a hilarious anecdote, or just want to say hi, shoot us an epistle at greatandspaciouspod@gmail.com.And don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review of our podcast!

Send us a Cellular Epistle In this episode of the Great and Spacious podcast, your hosts aaaAAAaaa, Abigail, Abish, Moroni, and special guest Claudia bring you humor, history, and cocktails. Broadcasting live from the Great and Spacious building—and Los Angeles—they set the tone with witty banter and sharp commentary. Moroni cracks wise about being the golden statue on the temple, and Abigail shares her modern pioneer trek to California.The conversation smoothly transitions to a discussion on traveling logistics, eventually zeroing in on the episode’s theme: comparing women's and men's organizations in the church. Abish introduces the "Retrenchment Ricky," a cost-saving drink inspired by early young women's organizational principles, while Claudia describes the "Proof of Peter's Priesthood," a potent cocktail symbolizing the church's male authority structure. The segment ends declaring Abigail and Abish’s concoction the winner.Scriptures: [00:14:13]aaaAAAaaa leads a dive into D&C 21-23, highlighting Joseph Smith's self-assigned titles and the convenience of his revelations. He humorously tackles the concept of "dead works" in section 22 and the seemingly redundant practice of re-baptism. In section 23, he explores revelations given to five individuals, emphasizing their duties and the lack of condemnation, all while interspersing personal anecdotes and humorous commentary.Church Teachings: [00:27:36]Abish steers the discussion towards the Relief Society, juxtaposing it with an unrelated tangent about "Feet World" before diving deep into church teachings. She critiques the Relief Society's motto, "charity never faileth," and its mission to prepare women for eternal life. Referencing "Daughters in My Kingdom," she expresses frustration with its portrayal of women’s roles, emphasizing the contradiction between church-prescribed activities and the prophet’s warnings against external involvement.The hosts share their personal experiences with gender roles in the church, highlighting the disparities between young men and women’s preparations for future roles. They critique the systemic issues, noting the lack of meaningful leadership training for young women and the unrealistic pressures on men to be sole providers. The discussion calls for more realistic and equitable approaches to preparing young people for adult responsibilities, critiquing recent changes in church leadership structure.History: [01:30:00]Abigail, a bit tipsy from the themed cocktails, recounts the early history of the Relief Society. She delves into the 1842 origins, Sarah Granger Kimball's and Margaret A. Cook's initial efforts, and Joseph Smith’s patriarchal oversight. The episode highlights Emma Smith’s presidency, the society's rapid growth, and the underlying tensions, including polygamy’s role in the organization’s early days.Abigail explores the conflicts between Emma Smith’s public condemnation of polygamy and Joseph Smith’s secretive practices. She discusses how these tensions led to the suspension of the Relief Society and its eventual disbandment by Brigham Young. Despite this, women continued informal charitable activities, and Eliza R. Snow played a pivotal role in the society's revival.The discussion shifts to women’s contributions in medical care, education, and community support. Abigail highlights the Relief Society's role in Utah's eFollow us on Insta @gr8_and_spacious, Twitter @gr8andspacious, and Reddit u/gr8_and_spacious for behind-the-scenes shenanigans, hilarious memes, and maybe even a sneak peek at our next episode..If you've got a burning question, a hilarious anecdote, or just want to say hi, shoot us an epistle at greatandspaciouspod@gmail.com.And don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review of our podcast!

Send us a Cellular Epistle Join us on this special holiday episode of High… on a Mountain Top where we hear from long time listener Fanny about growing up in the church, her de-conversion story, and her experience going to LDS Family Services when she got pregnant at 16 years old. We are also high, so what would have probably been a 30 minute story is 2 hours of tangents and sometimes way more info than you wanted about aaaAAAaaa and Abigail.Follow us on Insta @gr8_and_spacious, Twitter @gr8andspacious, and Reddit u/gr8_and_spacious for behind-the-scenes shenanigans, hilarious memes, and maybe even a sneak peek at our next episode..If you've got a burning question, a hilarious anecdote, or just want to say hi, shoot us an epistle at greatandspaciouspod@gmail.com.And don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review of our podcast!

Send us a Cellular Epistle Join us for another enlightening episode where we chat about life’s little absurdities. We dive into the wonderful world of cocktails with "Bubbly Baptism." Tipsy times ensue as we also explore Taco Bell's latest Cheez-It creations and the joy of stretchy maternity pants. Featuring our witty hosts Abigail, Moroni, aaaAAAaaa, Abish, and special guest Claudia.Scriptures: [00:07:59]Get ready for a rollicking ride through the Doctrine and Covenants 20. Claudia  and Abish tag team as we deconstruct Joseph Smith’s grandiose declarations, while sprinkling in personal anecdotes and a playful critique of church doctrines. The hosts hilariously break down Joseph Smith’s self-aggrandizement, focusing on belief, baptism, and a dose of sarcasm.Church Teachings: [00:50:26]Dive deep into the organizational chaos of early Mormonism with aaaAAAaaa's comedic take on the second half of D&C 20. From the duties of apostles and priests to the specifics of baptism and sacrament prayers, it's all here. The hosts' humorous asides, including stories about scout camp and Lagoon adventures, make this segment a memorable mix of history and hilarity.History: [01:07:09]We start with tales from Australia, where Abigail and aaaAAAaaa lament their platypus-less adventure. Then, it’s on to the main event: Joseph F. Smith. Born amidst chaos in Far West, Missouri, and shaped by trauma, his life was marked by hardship, racism, and controversial decisions. From early marriages to missionary misadventures, this segment uncovers the tumultuous life of one of Mormonism’s most notorious figures.Joseph F. Smith: a man of many grudges and a violent temper. This segment highlights his notorious outbursts, including physical attacks and threats, his struggle with tobacco addiction, and his vendetta against those who crossed him. Smith’s life was a storm of aggression and personal vendettas.Smith’s treatment of his wife, Levira, is laid bare. From physical abuse to derogatory comments, his actions led to Levira’s eventual escape and lifelong independence. This segment sheds light on the grim realities of his personal life and the enduring strength of Levira.During his mission, Smith didn’t shy away from wielding power. Excommunications were rampant, often for trivial reasons, showcasing his authoritarian streak. His disdain for those who defied him and his prejudiced views are explored with our signature sarcastic twist.He did, however, have moments of self-awareness. In his later years, he advised his son to avoid his own mistakes, highlighting the importance of self-control. This brief moment of introspection is a stark contrast to the rest of his life’s turmoil.We wrap up with our final thoughts on Joseph F. Smith. Despite his controversial actions, he is a figure who left a lasting impact on Mormon history. Levira and her cow Cherry receive a nod of sympathy, and we hope Levira found peace after her tumultuous marriage. Join us as we close the book on Joseph F. Smith and prepare for the next fascinating chapter in our journey.Follow us on Insta @gr8_and_spacious, Twitter @gr8andspacious, and Reddit u/gr8_and_spacious for behind-the-scenes shenanigans, hilarious memes, and maybe even a sneak peek at our next episode..If you've got a burning question, a hilarious anecdote, or just want to say hi, shoot us an epistle at greatandspaciouspod@gmail.com.And don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review of our podcast!

Send us a Cellular Epistle Welcome to another episode of the Great and Spacious podcast, where the hair colors are debatable, the beards are optional, and the sarcasm is eternal. Your hosts Moroni, Abigail, Abish, and aaaAAAaaa kick things off with a raucous introduction, poking fun at their questionable life choices and each other. Fresh from a mind-bending weekend at the EDC rave in Las Vegas, they share tales of dancing till dawn and dodging drug offers like pros. The cocktail of the episode, the "Eternal Punish-Mint Mojito," gets a special shout-out, paired with some Trader Joe's goodies and a hefty dose of irreverent banter to set the mood.Scriptures: [00:11:58]Dive into Doctrine and Covenants (D&C) Chapter 19 like you've never heard it before. Abish takes the lead, recounting her struggles with Googling "D&C" and ending up with medical results instead of scriptures. Sharing her own D&C procedure story, she mixes humor and candor, setting the stage for a hilarious reinterpretation of the scriptures. With ChatGPT's help, the verses come alive in the voice of Regina George from Mean Girls, transforming Jesus into the ultimate high school queen bee. Think "facts, no printer" and "sparkling punishment" as the hosts dissect the absurdity and brilliance of this sassy biblical remix. Along the way, they touch on beloved and loathed media tropes, street scouting misadventures, and other pop culture antics, keeping the laughs rolling.Church Teachings: [00:30:30]AaaAAAaaa takes us on a rollercoaster ride through Doctrine and Covenants 19, unraveling the mysteries of eternal punishment. From Joseph Smith's debt dealings to Martin Harris' farm-financing woes, the historical backdrop sets the stage for a deep dive into divine justice. The hosts tackle "eternal" and "endless" punishment, questioning the logic and fairness of a loving God doling out such harsh penalties. With a healthy dose of skepticism and humor, they compare Jesus' described suffering to an over-the-top Gatorade commercial, highlighting the absurdity of religious hyperbole. Questions from the church manual spark critical and humorous reflections, challenging the traditional interpretations and providing a fresh, irreverent perspective on age-old teachings.History: [01:05:13]Abigail, our resident historian with a flair for the dramatic, takes the mic in a delightfully inebriated state to lighten the mood with tales of Utah's "coolest city." Inspired by "Drunk History," she explores the origins of Fort Buenaventura, established by fur trapper Miles Goodyear in 1846, predating the Mormon pioneers. The narrative weaves through Goodyear's interactions with the Shoshone and the fort's transformation into Ogden, blending historical facts with playful commentary. The story then shifts to the railroad's impact, telegraph lines, and the legendary meeting of the Union Pacific and Central Pacific railroads at Promontory Summit in 1869.The segment is peppered with humorous anecdotes, from Leland Stanford's Golden Spike mishap to Ogden's evolution into "Junction City." The hosts revel in Ogden's colorful past, from brothels and gambling dens to urban legends about Prohibition-era tunnels. They celebrate Ogden's revitalization and cultural significance, noting famous figures like firearms inventor John Moses Browning. With its unique character and rich history, Ogden emerges as a city of contrasts, Follow us on Insta @gr8_and_spacious, Twitter @gr8andspacious, and Reddit u/gr8_and_spacious for behind-the-scenes shenanigans, hilarious memes, and maybe even a sneak peek at our next episode..If you've got a burning question, a hilarious anecdote, or just want to say hi, shoot us an epistle at greatandspaciouspod@gmail.com.And don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review of our podcast!

Send us a Cellular Epistle In this lively and humorous introduction to the "Great and Spacious Podcast," the hosts dive into a spontaneous and playful conversation about capybaras. Abigail, Moroni, Abish, aaaAAAaaa, and Claudia share a mix of humor and banter as they correct each other on capybara facts, peppered with personal anecdotes and workplace mishaps. Highlighting their camaraderie, they segue into introducing the cocktail of the day, the "Quo-Rum of the 12," before teasing upcoming segments and taking a break for sponsors.Scriptures: [00:14:54]aaaAAAaaa tackles the scriptures segment, opting to read verbatim despite his initial plan to rewrite notes. Delving into a revelation to Joseph Smith, Oliver Cowdery, and David Whitmer in 1829 about apostleship and church building, the hosts humorously critique Oliver Cowdery's persistent questioning and mock interpretative nuances. Playful banter ensues over the "gates of hell" and deciphering scriptural complexities, intertwined with irreverent jests about the names of God and Jesus.Church Teachings: [00:42:50]Moroni leads a discussion on recent Mormon Church practices, focusing on temple construction, especially the controversial Lone Mountain Temple in Las Vegas. He humorously critiques temple metrics under President Russell M. Nelson, questioning the rationale behind global temple proliferation amidst declining membership. The hosts poke fun at zoning disputes over temple height and the concept of "lying for the Lord," exploring historical instances and personal discomforts within temple rites. They wrap with ethical reflections on institutional integrity and the future of temple use.History: [01:10:33]Abigail delves into the history segment, recounting Short Creek's polygamous saga and the rise of leaders like "Uncle Roy." From early integration attempts to the infamous 1953 raid, the podcast navigates tensions between religious autonomy and state intervention. She dissects the raid's impact on fundamentalist Mormon communities, highlighting media scrutiny, legal battles, and community resilience amidst upheaval. The segment concludes with reflections on lasting implications for polygamous groups and the complex legacy of government actions in religious contexts.Follow us on Insta @gr8_and_spacious, Twitter @gr8andspacious, and Reddit u/gr8_and_spacious for behind-the-scenes shenanigans, hilarious memes, and maybe even a sneak peek at our next episode..If you've got a burning question, a hilarious anecdote, or just want to say hi, shoot us an epistle at greatandspaciouspod@gmail.com.And don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review of our podcast!

Send us a Cellular Epistle It's pride month, and Moroni wanted to celebrate by inviting his partner Reuben to tell his story of sneaking into the temple as a non-member. So join Moroni, Reuben, Abigail, and aaaAAAaaa on this Ocean's level temple high-st.Reuben recalls all of the preparatory work getting ready to experience the temple for the first time, memorizing handshakes and secret phrases, as well as almost getting caught trying on temple clothes at Moroni's mom's house.Then, Moroni recounts some back story of his fascination bordering on obsession with the temple, his eventual realization that it is all bullshit, and his decision to start pushing the envelope on what he could get away with when he realized that the power of discernment is merely just a person's own ability to discern.Finally, we get Reuben's experience going through a proxy temple session and all of the things that he took note of while doing it, and as a bonus Abigail and Moroni share some of their experiences and thoughts about the temple.So, sit back, pop an edible, and see if you can follow a bunch of high people getting through a story that, with sober people, would have maybe been 30 minutes at best!Follow us on Insta @gr8_and_spacious, Twitter @gr8andspacious, and Reddit u/gr8_and_spacious for behind-the-scenes shenanigans, hilarious memes, and maybe even a sneak peek at our next episode..If you've got a burning question, a hilarious anecdote, or just want to say hi, shoot us an epistle at greatandspaciouspod@gmail.com.And don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review of our podcast!

Send us a Cellular Epistle Welcome to another thrilling episode of The Great and Spacious Podcast, where opening lines are as elusive as Moroni’s plates. Abigail, our resident opener-flubber, dives into her specialty of comedic intros, proving once again that she’s much better at goodbyes. Moroni and aaaAAAaaa join in the banter, setting the stage for Abigail’s drink segment featuring the illustrious "Uncle Roy's Prairie Surprise," a gin concoction so wild it might just convert you back.The hosts don’t stop there, spiraling into personal tales and tangents about time travel, historical mishaps, and last episode’s genealogical deep dive into Abigail’s ancestor. They dabble in the latest pop culture obsessions, dissecting the ethical dilemmas of "The Circle" and the dystopian delights of "Fallout." As the segment wraps, they tease the scripture deep dive up next—because nothing says entertainment like poking fun at divine revelations.Scriptures: [00:13:14]Moroni takes center stage, scrutinizing the Doctrine and Covenants (D&C) sections 15, 16, and 17, turning what some see as holy writ into a comedy sketch. First up is Section 15, where God supposedly tells John Whitmer to, surprise, preach repentance. Our hosts find this less than revelatory, mocking the banality of the divine directive.Section 16’s déjà vu moment features Peter Whitmer, Jr., with almost identical content to Section 15. The hosts hilariously question the originality of Joseph Smith’s cut-and-paste revelations. And then there's Section 17, starring Joseph Smith, Oliver Cowdery, David Whitmer, and Martin Harris. The hosts have a field day with the “conditional” nature of witnessing the gold plates, suggesting it’s less a vision and more a strategic move to validate Joseph Smith’s prophetic claims.With biting humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, they conclude that these scriptures are more about repetitive rhetoric than divine inspiration.Church Teachings: [00:24:40]aaaAAAaaa steps up to tackle the church teachings on the testimonies of the three witnesses to the Book of Mormon. Amidst a barrage of witty remarks, the host reads the official testimonies, pointing out the miraculous yet suspiciously vague nature of these spiritual experiences.The discussion veers into the logistics and plausibility of these testimonies, suggesting that seeing the plates by "the power of God" is conveniently unverifiable. They humorously question the financial motivations behind the witnesses’ claims, hinting that divine revelation might come with a price tag.Blending humor with critical analysis, this segment encourages listeners to look beyond the surface of these historical testimonies and consider the broader implications.History: [00:48:15]Abigail picks up the story of her ancestor, Warren Marshall Johnson, whose life reads like a tragic novel with a hint of dark comedy. Starting with the family’s diphtheria-induced decimation and eerie family photos, the hosts transition to 20th-century Mormonism and the end of polygamy—or not, as some members conveniently ignored the 1890 manifesto.Johnson’s story continues with his move to Wyoming, a severe spinal injury, and the harsh realities of pioneer life. Despite building a log cabin and enduring brutal winters, Johnson’s injury worsened, leading to a gruesome death and an ironic reburial dueFollow us on Insta @gr8_and_spacious, Twitter @gr8andspacious, and Reddit u/gr8_and_spacious for behind-the-scenes shenanigans, hilarious memes, and maybe even a sneak peek at our next episode..If you've got a burning question, a hilarious anecdote, or just want to say hi, shoot us an epistle at greatandspaciouspod@gmail.com.And don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review of our podcast!

Send us a Cellular Epistle In a playful banter, the hosts reminisce about the song "Peaches" by The Presidents of the United States of America, sparking memories of discovering its true meaning through the ChaCha text service. They jest about modern high-tech services like human-operated Amazon stores and a quirky incident at the Kansas City Airport. Introducing their signature drink, the "Moronic Peachhood," they share tales of whiskey procurement mishaps and a humorous nod to their sponsor.ScripturesaaaAAAaaa leads a comedic exploration of D&C sections 11-14, teasing out repetitive themes, biblical references, and vivid agricultural imagery. Amid jokes about the scriptures' hidden innuendos and the quirky revelations to Joseph Smith, the hosts discuss the restoration of the Aaronic priesthood, infusing the discussion with pop culture references and irreverent humor.Church TeachingsAbish delves into Mormon temple teachings, blending ADHD-induced tangents with critiques of temple construction logistics and costs. From jokes about temple covenants resembling paid subscriptions to mocking the solemnity of temple recommend interviews, the hosts offer a humorous yet critical analysis. They touch on topics ranging from the repression of joy in temple settings to historic church teachings on abuse victims, peppered with internet trends and ghostly encounters.HistoryAbigail recounts the tragic tale of Warren Marshall Johnson and his family's struggles at Lee's Ferry. From Permelia's encounter with a black widow spider to the devastating diphtheria outbreak that claimed half of Permilia's children, the story unfolds with heart-wrenching detail. Despite isolation and oversight from Church authorities, Warren's unwavering faith guides the family through unimaginable hardships, underscoring their resilience amidst adversity in the harsh landscape of the late 19th century frontier.Tune in for a blend of wit, sarcasm, and historical insight as the hosts navigate through peaches, priesthood, and tragic tales in this latest episode.Follow us on Insta @gr8_and_spacious, Twitter @gr8andspacious, and Reddit u/gr8_and_spacious for behind-the-scenes shenanigans, hilarious memes, and maybe even a sneak peek at our next episode..If you've got a burning question, a hilarious anecdote, or just want to say hi, shoot us an epistle at greatandspaciouspod@gmail.com.And don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review of our podcast!

Send us a Cellular Epistle Prepare for a delightful mess as our hosts stumble through their introductions, swapping names and bantering about the show’s theme. This week, we’re diving into D&C Section 10, aka "The Case of the Missing 116 Pages." We've got a Reddit theory about Joseph Smith’s tactics, and Abish’s social media escapades—think TikTok meets temple garments. Stay tuned for our botched Instagram invite to David Archuleta and our bespoke cocktail called “Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Rum,” paying homage to South Park.Scriptures: [00:22:55]Abish kicks off with a side-splitting intro to D&C Section 10. Picture a biblical tale spiced with Pokémon references. We break down Joseph Smith’s divine cover-up after Martin Harris misplaces 116 pages—because obviously, wicked men altered them to sabotage God’s plan. Cue sarcasm and pop culture parallels from “Arrested Development” to “Game of Thrones.” Expect to hear about our chubby mama hen God herding chickens and other absurdities before we wrap up with a clucking good sign-off.Church Teachings: [00:48:54]Moroni tackles the church's narrative: if it's not from God, it’s Satan’s handiwork. We dissect Joseph Smith’s polygamy and the lost 116 pages saga—Martin Harris’s wife thought she smelled a scam, and maybe she was onto something. After losing the manuscript, Smith’s nine-month creative drought supposedly tested by Satan, and God’s Plan B (because divine omniscience, right?) Critics think Smith was just stuck. We poke fun at the church’s habit of demonizing skeptics and liken it to cultish paranoia.History: [01:17:20]After a rumbling introduction courtesy of Abigail’s burps, we revisit the 2002 Winter Olympics and Utah’s school children song squads. Then, it’s off to Utah’s rocky road to statehood: from the grand State of Deseret (including half of the Wild West) to Brigham Young’s polygamous pushback. We chart Utah’s seven attempts before Congress finally said yes in 1896. Special shoutout to Susan B. Anthony for helping the ladies get the vote.Ogden wasn’t just a cow town—it had gas, railways, and brothels run by “respectable” women. Compare that to Provo and Logan’s quieter scenes, early colleges, and smaller populations. Abigail paints a lively picture of late 19th-century Ogden, with hydroelectric projects and indoor plumbing. Meanwhile, the rest of Utah’s towns battled economic woes, from cotton in the south to sugar beets up north. We joke about large Mormon families and the exodus of youth seeking better prospects.Did you know Utah’s name means “people of the mountains”? We didn’t either. Enjoy a rapid-fire round of state symbols, from the seagull (state bird) to the Browning M1911 (state firearm). We sprinkle in witty remarks and personal stories, making this trivia segment anything but boring. Stick around for some final jabs at our former faith and a toast to the absurdity of it all.Follow us on Insta @gr8_and_spacious, Twitter @gr8andspacious, and Reddit u/gr8_and_spacious for behind-the-scenes shenanigans, hilarious memes, and maybe even a sneak peek at our next episode..If you've got a burning question, a hilarious anecdote, or just want to say hi, shoot us an epistle at greatandspaciouspod@gmail.com.And don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review of our podcast!

Send us a Cellular Epistle Join your favorite ex-Mormon misfits—Abish, Abigail, aaaAAAaaa, and Moroni—as they kick off another episode with their usual mix of humor, tangents, and irreverence. This time, they recount their hilariously makeshift eclipse viewing experience with cobbled-together sunglasses, somehow segueing into a heartfelt ode to the cinematic genius of Greta Gerwig. The cocktail of the day, "J. B'love's Babyface Elixir," is a sparkling concoction of coconut rum, pineapple juice, and ginger ale, with a health-conscious twist of antioxidant-rich blueberries. Abish shares her love for a Cutwater White Russian and a passion fruit Mom Water, while lamenting the aging-related challenges of alcohol consumption. Abigail entertains with a tale of Moroni’s clandestine alcohol procurement from a military base. They dodge diving into a recent Jeffrey R. Holland controversy to avoid stress, and instead ponder the relative threat levels of pandas versus bears, wrapping up with their mutual disdain for Holland before a sponsor break.Scriptures: [00:14:19]Moroni takes the helm, hilariously skewering sections 7, 8, and 9 of the Doctrine and Covenants. He kicks off with Section 7, a supposed revelation about John the Beloved found on an enigmatic parchment, which he gleefully mocks for its dubious origins. Section 8, featuring Oliver Cowdery's translation ambitions and convoluted divine promises, provides more fodder for sarcasm. The saga continues with Section 9, where Oliver's translation gift is dramatically revoked, showcasing Joseph Smith’s manipulative tactics. The hosts blend irreverent commentary with sharp historical skepticism, turning scripture into satire.Church Teachings: [00:43:03]aaaAAAaaa delves into the enigmatic figure of John the Beloved and the church's teachings about him and the three Nephites allegedly roaming the earth until Jesus returns. Quoting scripture, aaaAAAaaa humorously speculates on John’s ambiguous identity and possible familial ties to Jesus. This leads to a cheeky discussion about a New Zealand preacher's theory suggesting a special, perhaps romantic, bond between Jesus and John. The hosts mix serious discussion with humor, exploring both traditional and controversial interpretations of John's role in Christianity, and reflect on organized religion versus personal spirituality.History: [01:11:15]Abigail brings history to life with a sardonic take on Lorenzo Snow’s peculiar journey. Born in Mantua Township, Ohio (not to be confused with Italy’s Mantua), Snow's path from Oberlin College to Mormon devotion—under the influence of his formidable sister Eliza Roxcy Snow—is laid bare. Abigail highlights Snow’s frequent illnesses, his polygamous marriages, and the tragic death of his wife Charlotte, all punctuated with humor and modern commentary. Snow’s mission-led absences, his numerous young wives, and the intertwined family dynamics are recounted with a blend of fact and wit.The hosts recount Snow's perilous missions, including a near-drowning incident in Hawaii and his eventual arrest for polygamy. They humorously navigate his rise to church president, his financial reforms, and his efforts to secure church leadership succession. The overlooked contributions of Snow’s wives are finally acknowledged, emphasizing their significant yet unrecognized roles in church history. With humor and skepticism, the hoFollow us on Insta @gr8_and_spacious, Twitter @gr8andspacious, and Reddit u/gr8_and_spacious for behind-the-scenes shenanigans, hilarious memes, and maybe even a sneak peek at our next episode..If you've got a burning question, a hilarious anecdote, or just want to say hi, shoot us an epistle at greatandspaciouspod@gmail.com.And don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review of our podcast!

Send us a Cellular Epistle In this episode, we’re diving into the divine absurdities of D&C 6. Your beloved hosts Moroni, Abigail, aaaAAAaaa, and Abish kick off with their usual banter about their colorful personalities before introducing the Oliver Cow-Dry Martini—a cocktail inspired by today’s theme. Sip along as they share the recipe and their unfiltered reactions to its taste. As always, they sprinkle in jokes about past episodes and the delicious snacks that keep them going. Take a break with us before we plunge into the scriptures.Scriptures: [00:05:24]Join aaaAAAaaa for a wild ride through D&C 6. Expect plenty of sarcastic commentary and irreverent speculation as they delve into the divine dialogue between God, Jesus, and Oliver Cowdery. The hosts poke fun at the archaic language and lofty themes, throwing in personal anecdotes and tangents about spirituality and human behavior. The segment wraps up with a tongue-in-cheek summary and a seamless segue into the next break.Church Teachings: [00:28:05]Abish tackles the thorny topic of forgiveness. The hosts recount a heartwarming yet eyebrow-raising tale from a 2020 BYU talk about Victoria Ruvolo forgiving her assailant, Ryan Cushing. The discussion veers into critical territory, as they dissect the LDS Church’s forgiveness doctrine, highlighting its unrealistic expectations and the problematic emphasis on victim accountability. Personal stories and Reddit posts add depth and humor to the conversation about the complex, deeply personal nature of forgiveness, often marred by untrained bishops and invasive questions.History: [01:07:41]Brace yourselves as we dive into the historical escapades of Wilford Woodruff and his era. Abigail, slightly tipsy, lightens the mood with hilarious anecdotes about Woodruff’s life and his numerous wives. The hosts recount a dramatic altercation between Mr. Cannon and Mr. Lippman, spiced with scandal and public humiliation. The episode navigates through the church's convoluted relationship with polygamy, highlighting Woodruff's official yet dubious efforts to end the practice. So grab your Oliver Cow-Dry Martini and join us for another irreverent, eye-opening episode.Follow us on Insta @gr8_and_spacious, Twitter @gr8andspacious, and Reddit u/gr8_and_spacious for behind-the-scenes shenanigans, hilarious memes, and maybe even a sneak peek at our next episode..If you've got a burning question, a hilarious anecdote, or just want to say hi, shoot us an epistle at greatandspaciouspod@gmail.com.And don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review of our podcast!

Send us a Cellular Epistle Intro:Join aaaAAAaaa, Abigail, Moroni, and Abish for another wild ride through irreverent humor and insightful banter. In this episode, the hosts kick things off with playful greetings to their beloved listeners, affectionately dubbed "campers" and "shit bags." aaaAAAaaa sets the tone with promises of laughter and a splash of information, highlighting the loudest laughter moments. They dive into bespoke cocktail "The Tree Witnesses" and share amusing anecdotes from their thirties, including Barnabus's hilarious Vegas escapade gone wrong. The conversation meanders through aging, TikTok trends, and Hollywood's underbelly, with detours into Bill Murray documentaries and Nickelodeon's treatment of child stars. Childhood memories of Nickelodeon shows and thoughts of buff JK Simmons add nostalgic charm before the segment wraps up with sponsor messages.Scriptures: [00:13:18]Abish takes the reins in this segment, exploring sections four and five of the Doctrine and Covenants with a healthy dose of wit and sarcasm. The discussion centers on Martin Harris's quest to witness the plates and God's directives to Joseph Smith. As they dissect the revelations, the hosts reflect on mortality through the lens of untimely deaths, from Steve Irwin to Anton Yelchin. Emotional connections to figures like Bindi Irwin add depth to the lighthearted banter, blending humor with moments of contemplation.Church Teachings: [00:37:44]Moroni leads a spirited discussion on Church teachings, focusing on passages from Doctrine and Covenants 4 and 5. The hosts share personal anecdotes of scripture memorization and explore the cultural pressures of Mormon upbringing, particularly regarding missionary work and tithing. They turn their attention to Ezra Taft Benson's 1983 talk, dissecting his views on virtues and self-control, including his controversial stance on masturbation as "self-abuse." With a blend of skepticism and criticism, they question the church's handling of complex issues like sexuality and autonomy, infusing the conversation with humor and insight.History: [00:51:59]Abigail delves into the aftermath of John Taylor's presidency, focusing on the fallout from the Edmunds Anti-Polygamy Act of 1882. The act's impact on Mormon communities, including imprisonment and disenfranchisement, sets the stage for a discussion on significant figures and cases affected by the legislation. From Taylor's evasion of arrest to the disputed 1886 revelation defending plural marriage, the segment offers a nuanced exploration of Mormon history tinged with skepticism and humor. The episode concludes with Taylor's death and the interim leadership of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles, leaving listeners eager for more insightful hilarity in the next installment.Follow us on Insta @gr8_and_spacious, Twitter @gr8andspacious, and Reddit u/gr8_and_spacious for behind-the-scenes shenanigans, hilarious memes, and maybe even a sneak peek at our next episode..If you've got a burning question, a hilarious anecdote, or just want to say hi, shoot us an epistle at greatandspaciouspod@gmail.com.And don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review of our podcast!

Send us a Cellular Epistle IntroJoin hosts Abish, Abigail, aaaAAAaaa, and Moroni as they navigate the high seas of humor and hijinks aboard their seafaring vessel. In this episode, the crew shares tales of their attempts to concoct the perfect bespoke cocktail, "Perse-cucumber Cooler" while discussing modern perceptions of persecution, Gen Z fashion, and the Mean Girls musical. With witty banter and playful commentary, they set the stage for a lively exploration of Mormon history.Scriptures: [00:16:15]Moroni takes the helm in this segment, navigating the waters of the Doctrine and Covenants with a humorous twist. Sections 2 and 3 come under scrutiny as the hosts provide their unique commentary on Joseph Smith's encounters with the Angel Moroni and the infamous loss of the Book of Mormon manuscript. Amidst the laughter, they dissect the complexities of scripture while injecting their own anecdotes and observations into the mix.Church Teachings: [00:33:21]aaaAAAaaa delves into the depths of Mormon doctrine to explore the concept of persecution with a blend of introspection and levity. From its role as a heritage of the faithful to its connection to religious beliefs, the hosts dissect the serious topic with a dose of humor. Through pop culture references and witty banter, they navigate the turbulent waters of historical persecution, offering insights and puns in equal measure.History: [00:53:44]Abigail sets sail on a journey through Mormon history, exploring the life of John Taylor, a figure in the Latter-day Saint movement. From his humble beginnings in England to his leadership roles within the church, the host paints a picture of Taylor's involvement in Mormon settlements and his practice of polygamy. Despite the humorous commentary, Taylor emerges as a significant yet relatively unremarkable figure in Mormon lore.Follow us on Insta @gr8_and_spacious, Twitter @gr8andspacious, and Reddit u/gr8_and_spacious for behind-the-scenes shenanigans, hilarious memes, and maybe even a sneak peek at our next episode..If you've got a burning question, a hilarious anecdote, or just want to say hi, shoot us an epistle at greatandspaciouspod@gmail.com.And don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review of our podcast!

Send us a Cellular Epistle IntroIn this episode, Moroni, Abigail, Abish, and aaaAAAaaa make their triumphant return from hiatus, joking about their forgetfulness and updating listeners on their lives. They dive into the premise of "The Great and Spacious Podcast," their excuse to hang out and get drunk while discussing leaving the Mormon Church and their collective religious trauma. Banter about personal updates ensues, including running regimens and video game experiences, before introducing their bespoke cocktail for the episode, "Choctrine and Covemints." The conversation wraps up with playful banter about maturity levels and an upcoming sponsor break.Scriptures:  [00:12:08]Starting with workplace mishaps and snarky IT interactions, the hosts transition into a detailed examination of Doctrine and Covenants section one. Their commentary on God's choice of Joseph Smith as a prophet, the nature of sin, and repentance is hilariously irreverent, interspersed with personal anecdotes and witty remarks. The segment ends with their reaction to the scripture and a playful acknowledgment of the seriousness of their commentary.Church Teachings: [00:31:41]Abish takes the lead in discussing apostasy within the Mormon Church, sharing teachings from Church leaders like Elder Dallin H. Oaks. They delve into the Church's stance on same-sex marriage, offering humorous insights into how to avoid apostasy, such as staying busy with Church work and avoiding critical thinking. The segment provides a candid and critical examination of Church teachings and practices regarding apostasy.History: [00:57:48]Amidst casual banter about childhood memories and old technology, Abigail delves into the history of the Doctrine and Covenants, focusing on William E. McLellin and his tumultuous journey in early Mormonism. From multiple instances of excommunication to attempted fistfights with Joseph Smith, McLellin's story is both intriguing and humorous. The segment also touches on controversial changes to the Doctrine and Covenants and concludes with a fun fact about a copy of the scripture that traveled to the moon and back.Follow us on Insta @gr8_and_spacious, Twitter @gr8andspacious, and Reddit u/gr8_and_spacious for behind-the-scenes shenanigans, hilarious memes, and maybe even a sneak peek at our next episode..If you've got a burning question, a hilarious anecdote, or just want to say hi, shoot us an epistle at greatandspaciouspod@gmail.com.And don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review of our podcast!

Send us a Cellular Epistle In this episode the hosts Abigail, Moroni, aaaAAAaaa, and special guest Jennifer Lopez (no relation) partake of all herbs ordained for man. Well, specifically, one herb, and don’t worry the police, we made sure to travel to Colorado to record this episode. So, it is totally legal.Since it is difficult to maintain a single thread on a topic in this state the hosts dive into a bunch of different unprepared topics such as Jodi Hildebrandt and Ruby Franke, Mormon sex help books, and a very explicit book that was shelved next to the religious books at the DI.So, toke up, grab a gummy, or do some bong rips so you can laugh at how unorganized and chaotic this almost 3 hour episode of bullshit is.Follow us on Insta @gr8_and_spacious, Twitter @gr8andspacious, and Reddit u/gr8_and_spacious for behind-the-scenes shenanigans, hilarious memes, and maybe even a sneak peek at our next episode..If you've got a burning question, a hilarious anecdote, or just want to say hi, shoot us an epistle at greatandspaciouspod@gmail.com.And don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review of our podcast!