Heat Death of the Universe

Heat Death of the Universe

Heat Death of the Universe is an End-Times-inspired podcast about a wide range of subjects falling under the enormous Janus-faced purview of cultural and political commentary.

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186 - The Podcast Equivalent of John Cage's 4'33" Turned Up to the Max
2d ago
186 - The Podcast Equivalent of John Cage's 4'33" Turned Up to the Max
In the most pressing news of the day, Snoop Dogg (formerly known as Snoop Lion) reveals what giving up smoke means to him, and totally isn't just reading copy, gets candid as hell. "Ceasefire," hostage swapping, proportionality, Dr. Eli's Hasbara Outlet Black Friday Sale (don't forget your DSA Cyber Monday sale either!).  J Robinette B sundowns harder than ever and will, in fact, save that kid with the psychic abililties (sniffs hair in order to read minds). Argentina goes full accelerationist with President Milei, his cloned dog advisors, his sister-wife, his chainsaw, his pro-children-for-sale stance, and his *shocking* full-fledged allegience to dollarization  and all things true blue anarcho-capitalistic. Hey, remember Ron Paul? We do, too, against our wishes. An impassioned aside in defense of LA public transit. Stuart Seldowitz gives everyone laughs, the creeps. Children are recruited to sing a song that says the loud part even louder about the annihilation of Gaza. There's a funny AI artwork about parting the sea with the strength of Zionism. More and more bad news. But at least Swedish labor unions are giving Elon Musk some backtalk.Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrYSupport: patreon / buzzsproutNever Forget: standwithdanielhale.orgGeneral RecommendationsTim's Recommendation: Get a good night's sleepJosh's Recommendation: Double Feature: Burn After Reading / The Hudsucker ProxyFurther Reading, Viewing, ListeningFull list of links, sources, etc More From Timothy Robert BuechnerWe Don't Know WrestlingWDKW Ko-fiBIG EGG SubstackLocationless Locationsheatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSupport the show
185 - Who Needs Food, Water, Medicine and Electricity When You've Got This Abundance of Hasbara?
20-11-2023
185 - Who Needs Food, Water, Medicine and Electricity When You've Got This Abundance of Hasbara?
We spent a lot of time reflecting and discussing with our families how to never forget 99% Hitler Voter Guy. Salon dot com seems to be writing satirical articles now...or are they? Nikki Haley wants us all to use our real names online, exempting herself, Nimarata Randhawa, from this data collection. She also thinks we ought to work until we give up the ghost, 65's way too young for retirement. Biden is certain of the location of TerrorCity but forgot when he was scared by Tony Blinken's death glare at the moment J Robinette B causually called Xi a dictator. We barely skim the surface of the vast and deep ocean of hasbara just from the past week alone.  Plus, learn how to 'displace' and 'cleanse' the pounds away using the genocide stress diet! Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrYSupport: patreon / buzzsproutNever Forget: standwithdanielhale.orgGeneral RecommendationsTim's Recommendation: Joseph Montecillo - PREVIEW: Chris Hero vs. Timothy Thatcher | A Rivalry Breakdown (VIDEO NOW ON WEST COAST PRO)Josh's Recommendation: The CurseFurther Reading, Viewing, ListeningFull list of links, sources, etc More From Timothy Robert BuechnerWe Don't Know WrestlingWDKW Ko-fiBIG EGG SubstackLocationless Locationsheatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSupport the show
183 - An Ambulance as a Hornless Unicorn, Exploded
06-11-2023
183 - An Ambulance as a Hornless Unicorn, Exploded
Things get a little freeform and loopy. The abandonment of Zelensky. Tony Blinken dressing his son up as Zelesky and daughter as a Ukrainian flag for Halloween. More ghastly atrocities pile up overwhelmingly in 21st century Judaea. Try and pull out of the deathspiral of the topic into lighter climes: We put Biden's two Press Secretaries on the binary scale, this leads to satirical erotic fanfiction being written by yours truly, and then we dish about Ronnie DeSant's height-enhancing boots. [Note: I started talking about the existence of the Jenin Horse statue, made from exploded car and ambulance pieces and meant to be a symbol of hope for those in the Jenin refugee camp, and Palestinians more broadly. I get sidetracked from finishing the point of bringing it up which was that even the statue made from war crime remnants has been ripped away, stolen and destroyed by the IOF.]Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrYSupport: patreon / buzzsprout / buymeacoffeeNever Forget: standwithdanielhale.orgGeneral RecommendationsTim's Recommendation:  YuMex (Yugoslav Mexican Music)Josh's Recommendations: 1) Gen V 2) The Beatles latest single "Now and Then" Further Reading, Viewing, ListeningFull list of links, sources, etc More From Timothy Robert BuechnerWe Don't Know WrestlingWDKW Ko-fiBIG EGG SubstackLocationless Locationsheatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSupport the show
182 - A.M.B.E.R. Alerts for Everyone!
30-10-2023
182 - A.M.B.E.R. Alerts for Everyone!
Tennessee makes being unhoused a felony. In California, mobile homelessness is on the rise, but don't worry, there are some safe parking lots to sleep in. Another Californian development: The Ebony Alert system is finally here! Space Force continues to be uncanny and just off-beat enough subsection of the US Armed Forces. Mike Pence shocks dozens of his dozens of fans by dropping out of the presidential race. Trump promises buckets of enemies blood and blowhard Nikki Haley tries to out-Trump him (all at the recent Republican Jewish Coalition Conferene (RJCC, duh) in Las Vegas). Japanese people pay money to relearn how to smile. The anniversary of the Halloween tragedy in Seoul last year gets Josh going off on a little rant. Israel-Palestine conflict only gets worse. And more. My bones hurt. My shoes hurt. I cain't summarize no more. Weep for me, humankind. Wail and gnash. Transubstantiate yer worries away amidst my aching flesh singing out. Invest your stockage in weird, sad novels, too.Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrYSupport: patreon / buzzsprout / buymeacoffeeNever Forget: standwithdanielhale.orgGeneral RecommendationsJosh's Recommendations: 1) Antkind by Charlie Kaufman 2) Mars Attacks!Tim's Recommendation: DarkFurther Reading, Viewing, ListeningFull list of links, sources, etc More From Timothy Robert BuechnerWe Don't Know WrestlingWDKW Ko-fiBIG EGG SubstackLocationless Locationsheatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.com Support the show
181 - Welcome to the MetaHarem™, Now and Forevermore feat. Jason Newland
22-10-2023
181 - Welcome to the MetaHarem™, Now and Forevermore feat. Jason Newland
An olde tyme friend visits us. We have a chatabout. We each section one another for crimes against comedy/humanity. We vent spleens about Israel etc. We digress, digressively. Who will be possibly the next Pointless/Demagogical Mayoral-King-Duke of the USofA?  We talk some news of the weird. Australia gets America's wang transplanted upon it. A duo of idiots pretends to kidnap themselves-ish. Neo-Nazis collect insects for the sake of the Fuhrer (also, cars of the same entomological genus are collected, similarily). We talk Artifical Intellgience, Cronenbergian porn of the weird, and its ascending trajectory. We talk. Talk some more. Jason dazzles us with some tales from r/LinkedInLunatics. I, the Josh voice, forcefully and impassionately recommend that you read and/or at least listen to Whalefall, because it's mind/body/soul-bogglingly great. We sign off. We "We" ourselves into inanimate pulp and continue the life-cycle, waving goodbye for eternity. Also, there's some conversation between Tim and Jason about the wide world of professional wrestling hidden-tracked after the outro. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrYSupport: patreon / buzzsprout / buymeacoffeeNever Forget: standwithdanielhale.orgGeneral RecommendationsJosh's Recommendations: 1) Whalefall 2) BallerinaTim's Recommendation: Patton (a true General recommendation)Jason's Recommedation: The Devil's PlanFurther Reading, Viewing, ListeningFull list of links, sources, etc More From Timothy Robert BuechnerWe Don't Know WrestlingWDKW Ko-fiBIG EGG SubstackLocationless Locationsheatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSupport the show
179 - Designated Surmiserz
08-10-2023
179 - Designated Surmiserz
Kevin McCallister's been demoted to scamming the nation and fistfucking the globe from a less visible post. Political theater prevails as the dominant mindvirus. Commander Biden's list of crimes expands further. A Danish artist hilariously cons the High Art/Tax Evasion/Money Laundering World. Chicago TV news crew robbed in a very meta-fied way.  The depraved aeronautical sciences strike another beautiful soul down once again. Trump's fraud trial serves up more fodder for hidden messages to be disseminated through Poland Spring, his Real Doll attorney and, well, We're Lovin' It™, folks.  Vovan and Lexus get more people in positions of power (Sarah Ashton Cirillo in this case) to belt out the quiet parts so loudly that upon finding out that they've been duped she claimed that the 30+ minute video and audio record of her abysmal remarks was a Russian conspiracy deepfake. We mourn Bernard Sanders' continued downfall and irrelevance as he poorly responds to Code Pink's anti-war protests. Jamaal Bowman seems to think certain fire alarms trigger openings into fun places like escape rooms, BatCaves, or alternate dimensions in which the wave phony socialists in Congress weren't just status quo at best, a more insideous evil at worst. Elon Musk did some dumb shit, shockingly, improbably. And we remember the time Grimes tried to raft her way down the Mississippi River.Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrYSupport: patreon / buzzsprout / buymeacoffeeNever Forget: standwithdanielhale.orgGeneral RecommendationsJosh's Recommendation: Trailer for the amazing looking film Dream ScenarioTim's Recommendations: 1) Snakes on a Train 2) Poland Spring water 3) Drink water, motherfuckers Further Reading, Viewing, ListeningFull list of links, sources, etc More From Timothy Robert BuechnerWe Don't Know WrestlingWDKW Ko-fiBIG EGG Substack Locationless Locationsheatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSupport the show
176 - Airplanes Spitting in the Face of the One and Only Lord and Savior
17-09-2023
176 - Airplanes Spitting in the Face of the One and Only Lord and Savior
We briefly revisit the Metaverse and its grand announcement that they've finally added (sort of) the god-kissed locomotive powers of legs to the little Metaverse representation pixel-creatures. We digress about the man-o-sphere for a bit. Airplanes and their great lack of crashing into one another: humdrum miracle or vile affront to the Almighty? Space Force is weird and its patches and insignia are even weirder (click here to follow along visually as we discuss them). Republicans are scrambling to do some PR with the term "pro-life" and the results are predictably baby-brained. Digressions on the Schumacher Batman movies and Lauren Bobert's recent vaping/groping-related ejection from Beetlejuice the musical. Then we talk about the phenomenon of Biden's Vibrant Economy and the whining plebes within it, and how there's indeed a Silent Depression descended upon the land, despite what Democratic Party partisans will have you believe. Quick hits on Hunter Biden's legal issues, NATO's role in the flooding of Libya, and how even the Pentagon is now warning that our Geriactric Leaders (Feinstein, McConnell, Biden) are not only embarrassing and dangerous but national security threats.Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrYSupport: patreon / buzzsprout / buymeacoffeeNever Forget: standwithdanielhale.orgGeneral RecommendationsTim's Recommendation: Get an abortionJosh's Recommendation: TelemarketersFurther Reading, Viewing, ListeningFull list of links, sources, etcLocationless Locationsheatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSupport the show
174 - I'm a Slave 4 Endorphins
28-05-2023
174 - I'm a Slave 4 Endorphins
We take a brisk tour through various current AI implications. A "free" 55-inch flat screen TV that merely wants to turn your living room into a advert-hellscape. A possibly inebriated driver switches seats with his dog, the officer in question may never notice the oddness of this. In Portugal, canine lifespan records, shattered. Some annoying person ate a piece of art made by another possibly even more annoying person. 500 pounds of pasta mysteriously left alongside a stream in New Jersey. Another 500 pounds of pasta may well be running for President of the Republic. Ronald Dion DeSantis audibly reveals his micro-penis to a Twitter crowd of 700,000—only 300,000 stay afterward. We give positive cover to two "Florida Men," shattering stale stereotypes. Various people intentionally and extremely isolate themselves, independently, for science.  Did a man really collapse his skull and remain alive due to an addiction to energy drinks?  Heroes all around us and also a villain who jostled open the door of an airborne passenger plane. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrYSupport: patreon.com/heatdeathpod + buzzsprout.com/heatdeathoftheuniverseNever Forget: standwithdanielhale.orgGeneral RecommendationsJason's Recommendations: 1)  The Last Kingdom 2) Vinland SagaJosh's Recommendations: 1) Emily is a Criminal 2) Modest Mouse Discography from This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About (1996) to  Everywhere and His Nasty Parlor Tricks (2001)Further Reading, Viewing, ListeningFull list of links, sources, etcLocationless Locationsheatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSupport the show
173 - Inside the Mind of a Boston Dynamics Robot Laughing With Salad While Beating Themselves Over the Head With The Bible Every Morning
21-05-2023
173 - Inside the Mind of a Boston Dynamics Robot Laughing With Salad While Beating Themselves Over the Head With The Bible Every Morning
We eulogize the Metaverse, read the lips of King Charles, hear Mr. Musk out (not really) on why working remotely is evil, discuss Patient M: The Man Who Was Shot in The Head And Woke Up Seeing The World Backwards, chat about a youtuber who deliberately crashes a plane to get the hearts going in the chat,  ask ourselves if Holocaust textbooks are too woke for Floridian standards, contemplate the life of the mind of an AI-generated woman laughing alone with salad, and round things out with Second Life addiction and/or perversion, and the presence of a new street drug in Los Angeles that has the pesky side effect of decaying one's flesh. This was another long hiatus ended, and we should be back to a once per week schedule for the foreseeable future.Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrYSupport: patreon.com/heatdeathpod + buzzsprout.com/heatdeathoftheuniverseNever Forget: standwithdanielhale.orgGeneral RecommendationsJason's Recommendations: 1)  Unicorn: Warriors Eternal 2) Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal 3) Return to SeoulJosh's Recommendations: 1) Stationary cycling 2) Activity trackers 3) Teaser for Maxxxine 4) Beau is AfraidFurther Reading, Viewing, ListeningFull list of links, sources, etcLocationless Locationsheatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSupport the show
170 - Open Source AI Wrote This Entire Episode
17-12-2022
170 - Open Source AI Wrote This Entire Episode
We talk AI, ramshackle border wall construction, the world's largest doomsday bunker community, the "country"/cult within Germany that doesn't recognize the modern State, Floridian PPP grifter Daddy 'n' Sons op, self-defeating marriage equality legislation, precocious youth run amok, downtrodden youth in handcuffs, British colonialism's staggering destruction, and a breakthrough in fusion energy that may or may not stem the blood-red tide that approaches.Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrYSupport: patreon.com/heatdeathpodNever Forget: standwithdanielhale.orgGeneral RecommendationsJD's Recommendations: 1) In Bruges 2) Music, generally (Ed. "Pitchfork Gives Music 6.8") JNM's Recommendations: 1) The Mezzanine by Nicolson Baker 2) Barbarian (Ed. Highly recommend avoiding trailers and reviews and going in as blind as possible.)Further Reading, Viewing, ListeningArizona Gov. Ducey stacks containers on border at term’s endApocalypse Chic: Inside the World’s Largest Community of Doomsday BunkersVivos PointX Official WebsiteThe self-proclaimed kingdom that doesn't recognise GermanyFlorida pastor and his son are arrested in alleged $8 million Covid scamThe Respect for Marriage Act Is Also a Victory for Same-Sex-Marriage OpponentsDiet of rainbows and sunlight: California girl given first-ever unicorn licensehttps://www.cbsnews.com/news/hundreds-of-elementary-students-arrested-at-us-schools-in-2018-report/ (The page may have been removed, had its name changed, or is just temporarily unavailable.)British empire killed 165 million Indians in 40 years: How colonialism inspired fascismDOE National Laboratory Makes History by Achieving Fusion IgnitionLocationless Locationsheatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSupport the show
169 - Give Me Stock Buybacks or Give Me Death
07-12-2022
169 - Give Me Stock Buybacks or Give Me Death
Competitive grave digging in "vampiric" Eastern Europe. The world's tallest jail—who dare says the US can't still aspire to greatness? In China, fifty year old "Uncle Chen" can beat the average marathon time—while chain-smoking the whole way. The constellation of handlers, pharmacists, and groper-conversion-therapists that comprise "Joe Biden" asked the "Presidential Emergency Board" to weigh in on the nightmarish and recently revisited railroad union "negotiations," only to discover the irrefutable fact that "capital investment and risk are the reasons for their profits, not any contributions from labor". There's an epidemic-level population of enraged upper-class nose-biters out there. Heroic man in Japan harasses cops every 6 minutes for 9 days straight. US continues to steal 80% of Syria's oil supply while occupying 1/3 of its landmass. Rightwing lunatics continue to get angry at LGBT books while enlisting their daughters in pedo-parades. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrYSupport: patreon.com/heatdeathpodNever Forget: standwithdanielhale.orgGeneral RecommendationsJD's Recommendation: Weak Hero Class 1   JNM's Recommendations: 1) Pepsi, Where's My Jet? 2) 'Union Joe' Biden sells out railworkersFurther Reading, Viewing, ListeningGrave Diggers Get Down And Dirty At International CompetitionThe Jailscraper vs. Chinatown: NYC Residents Fight Construction of World’s Tallest JailChain-Smoking Marathoner Finishes In Under 3.5 Hours And He's Done It BeforeThe socialist response to US railroads’ false claim that “labor does not contribute to profits”  Golfer bit off man’s nose in argument over gameSaitama man arrested for calling police 2,060 times in 9 days to yell at themUS stealing Syrian national treasure is a long-time crime  The Cradle (search: Syrian oil) Louisiana Launches Tip Line to Accuse Librarians of ‘Sexualizing Children’Locationless Locationsheatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSupport the show
168 - Make Neoliberalism Based Again? feat. Timothy Robert Buechner
04-12-2022
168 - Make Neoliberalism Based Again? feat. Timothy Robert Buechner
Timothy Robert Buechner returns as dual guest & substitute cohost for Jason. We talk about the fledging effort to make neoliberalism cool (again?); the nature of all 'centrisms'; Volcels are Basically Cows; how the most labor friendly president in US history has recently shown his friendliness to railway union members; how the NYTimes has suddenly, cynically, meaninglessly, developed an interest in human rights vis-à-vis Julian Assange; and finally, where are the best places to survive nuclear war in the US? Crack open a recent Newsweek to find out!Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrYSupport: patreon.com/heatdeathpodNever Forget: standwithdanielhale.orgGeneral RecommendationsJNM's Recommendations: 1) Pearl 2) Triangle of SadnessTim's Recommendations: 1) Getting pussy 2) Physical 3) Blood Meridian  More From Timothy Robert BuechnerWe Don't Know WrestlingWDKW Ko-fiBIG EGG Substack Further Reading, Viewing, ListeningCan these Gen Z and millennial wonks make neoliberalism cool again?What Biden and Congress’ move to ban railroad strike revealsBernie Sanders, DSA play crucial role in passing anti-strike law against railroadersRail workers: A single day of sick leave please. CNN: WHY DO GREEDY RAIL WORKERS NOT WANT LITTLE JIMMY IN THE CHILDREN HOSPITAL TO GET SANTA’S DELIVERY THIS YEAR Why The New York Times Is Too Late (to finally call for the end of torturing Julian Assange) - VIDEO SEGMENTAn open letter from editors and publishers: Publishing is not a CrimeUS defense to its workforce: Nuclear war can be wonThe U.S. Should Show It Can Win a Nuclear WarBest Place to Survive Nuclear War in the U.S.Locationless Locationsheatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSupport the show