Dear Earth, I'm Really Sorry

Littlest Viking Productions

When the greatest inventor on Earth disappears, it’s up to his disaster-prone son and his Frankenstein daughter to save the world... then accidentally destroy it... then save it again.

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Crank It All Down
10-03-2022
Crank It All Down
As Nature’s Children breaks down the door, the Amazing team races to find a fix to the whole… nanobots turning everyone into helpless babies… thing.Will they save the world? Will Josh grow up? Will Frankie and Agnes finally admit their love? Will everyone survive the day? Most importantly, is “jetpack” one word or two? All this and more in the season finale of “Dear Earth, I’m Really Sorry.”Website | Transcript | Merch Sign up for a free Audible trial at www.audibletrial.com/dearearth and check out our Bookshop.org shop at https://bookshop.org/shop/dearearth.CREDITS:Created and produced by Amy Thorstenson. Sound design by Amy Thorstenson. Directed by Erin Austin. Episode 8 was written by Jake Disch.With performances by Jesse Abbott Chin, Kimberly Alexander, Vivi Thai, Matt Young, Michael Faulkner, Katie Self, Katie Markovich, Ian Custer, and Shannon Pritchard.Theme song is by Casey Bushmaker. Additional music from Melodie (“Riding Through Yellow Fields” by Jared Chance Taylor, “Proceed With Caution” by Nicholas Mark Goulding, “Remembering Lost Love” by Maike Watson, “The Unknown” by Kevin Smithers, “Please Go” by Kevin Smithers, and “Pablo's Adventure” by Jack Ernest Dennistoun Sword) and Kevin McLeod (“Thinking Music” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4522-thinking-musicLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license.)Foley by Vince Burnard and Amy Thorstenson. Full sfx credits can be found here.
The Uncoming of Age
03-03-2022
The Uncoming of Age
Well, things aren’t great. Agnes is a spy, Frankie’s becoming a big human blob, Josh has finally lost it, and everyone on Earth is about to turn into a helpless baby. But maybe our heroes can still save the day. And maybe, just maybe, someone will finally get a real apology.Website | Transcript | Merch Sign up for a free Audible trial at www.audibletrial.com/dearearth and check out our Bookshop.org shop at https://bookshop.org/shop/dearearth.CREDITS:Created and produced by Amy Thorstenson. Sound design by Amy Thorstenson. Directed by Erin Austin. Episode 7 was written by Liana Snyder.With performances by Jesse Abbott Chin, Kimberly Alexander, Vivi Thai, Matt Young, Michael Faulkner, JV Hampton-VanSant, Katie Self, Katie Markovich, Clinton Roper Elledge, and Chloe McLeod.Theme song is by Casey Bushmaker. Additional music from Melodie (“Cheeky Horns” by Chris Raggatt, “Desperate Day” by Gregory Joseph Carrozza, “Threat From Below” by Linna Juha-Pekka, “Some Monsterism” by Andrew Michael Scott, “Fight The Good Fight” by Alexander Stephen Cap, and “We Can Feel It” by Simon Jomphe Lepine); “Piano Concerto No. 2 in C Minor” from WikimediaCommons; and Kevin McLeod (“Holiday Weasel” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5517-holiday-weasel License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license, “Dreamy Flashback” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3679-dreamy-flashback License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; “Machinations” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4011-machinations License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; and “Moonlight Beach” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6671-moonlight-beach License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license).Foley by Vince Burnard and Amy Thorstenson. Full sfx credits can be found here.
The Sludged-Up Duck
24-02-2022
The Sludged-Up Duck
Welcome to the Convention Of Inventions For Tomorrow Today!Things are looking up for Amazing Labs as Josh finally invents something that works (!) while Agnes and Frankie go on an adorable date to a genetically-engineered petting zoo. But Ethel and Nature’s Children are about to drop the bombshell of the century…Website | Transcript | Merch Sign up for a free Audible trial at www.audibletrial.com/dearearth and check out our Bookshop.org shop at https://bookshop.org/shop/dearearth.And check out the art of Robin Eisenberg!CREDITS:Created and produced by Amy Thorstenson. Sound design by Amy Thorstenson. Directed by Erin Austin. Episode 6 was written by Shannon Pritchard.With performances by Jesse Abbott Chin, Kimberly Alexander, Vivi Thai, Chloe McLeod, Katie Self, Chad Eschman, Alaina McManus, Clinton Roper Elledge, Tomo Lekovic, and Michael Faulkner.Theme song is by Casey Bushmaker. Additional music from Melodie (“Down To Business” by Chris Raggatt, “The Plot Thickens” by Russell Thornton, “The Achievement” by Marcos Manuel Hernandez Bolanos, “Single Fin” by Alain Antoine De Carne, and “Long Way Up” by Joel Charlton Woolf)  and Kevin McLeod (“Lobby Time” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3986-lobby-time License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; “Ranz des Vaches” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4263-ranz-des-vaches License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; “Aquarium” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5738-aquarium; and “Professor Umlaut” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4243-professor-umlaut License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license.)Foley by Vince Burnard and Amy Thorstenson. Full sfx credits can be found here.
Dear Earth, You're Welcome
17-02-2022
Dear Earth, You're Welcome
Josh’s issues with his dad (and a certain fast food restaurant) make things at Amazing Labs even worse. Meanwhile, Frankie finds the courage to ask out Agnes, but it… does not go as planned.In a burst of inspiration, Josh invents a device that spills the beans on what everyone really thinks. Absolute honesty - what could go wrong?Website | Transcript | Merch Sign up for a free Audible trial at www.audibletrial.com/dearearth and check out our Bookshop.org shop at https://bookshop.org/shop/dearearth.CREDITS:Created and produced by Amy Thorstenson. Sound design by Amy Thorstenson. Directed by Erin Austin. Episode 5 was written by Amy Brown Carver.With performances by Jesse Abbott Chin, Kimberly Alexander, Vivi Thai, Matt Young, Ian Custer, Clinton Roper Elledge, Katie Self, Chad Eschman, Shannon Pritchard, and Michael Faulkner.Theme song is by Casey Bushmaker. Additional music from Melodie (“Home Of The Future” by Andrew Michael Scott, “Before The Storm” by Linna Juha-Pekka, “Petite Partita” by Daniel Yitzhak Alcheh, “So Simple” by Chris Raggatt, and “Acoustic Minor Swing” by William John Palmer”) and Kevin McLeod (“Evil Plan” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3725-evil-plan License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; “In Your Arms” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3906-in-your-arms License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; and “Fanfare for Space” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3736-fanfare-for-space License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license.)Foley by Vince Burnard and Amy Thorstenson. Full sfx credits can be found here.
Agnes the Super Assistant
03-02-2022
Agnes the Super Assistant
Team Amazing hires an assistant to keep Josh on task. Agnes is practically perfect in every way, and even better, there’s an undeniable spark between her and Frankie. Could this be the start of something beautiful?For a brief shining moment, things at Amazing Labs seem… good? Under control? Cue disaster in T minus 3… 2… 1…Website | Transcript | Merch Check out our Bookshop.org shop at https://bookshop.org/shop/dearearth.CREDITS:Created and produced by Amy Thorstenson. Sound design by Amy Thorstenson. Directed by Erin Austin. Episode 3 was written by Taylor Cleland.With performances by Jesse Abbott Chin, Kimberly Alexander, Vivi Thai, JV Hampton-VanSant, Erin Austin, Amy Carver, Katie Self, Clinton Roper Elledge, and Katie Markovich.Theme song is by Casey Bushmaker. Additional music from Melodie (“Cheeky Monkies” by Russell Thornton, “Anticipating Problems” by Chris Raggatt, “Zip It” by John Russo, and “Parisian Romance” by Anne Leader); “Overture-Fantasy B minor Romeo and Juliet by Tchaikovsky” from Wikimedia Commons; and Kevin McLeod (“Marty Gots A Plan - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4992-marty-gots-a-plan License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; “Scheming Weasel (slower version)” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4327-scheming-weasel-slower-version License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; “Scheming Weasel (faster version)” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4327-scheming-weasel-faster-version License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; and “The Builder” - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4484-the-builder License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license).Foley by Vince Burnard and Amy Thorstenson. Full sfx credits can be found here.
A Shrew in the Shadow of a Dinosaur
20-01-2022
A Shrew in the Shadow of a Dinosaur
Meet Josh Amazing. He’s young, he’s enthusiastic, he’s the new head of Amazing Labs… and he has absolutely no idea what he’s doing. And meet Frankie Amazing. She’s brilliant, she’s sarcastic… and she’s a secret Frankenstein.Can Josh and Frankie get over their sibling rivalry in order to save the family business? Will the world survive long enough to find out? And what the heck is a SeatBalt???Website | Transcript | Merch CREDITS:Created and produced by Amy Thorstenson. Sound design by Amy Thorstenson. Directed by Erin Austin. Episode 1 was written by Amy Thorstenson.With performances by Jesse Abbott Chin, Kimberly Alexander, Matt Young, Michael Faulkner, JV Hampton-VanSant, Chloe McLeod, Amy Thorstenson, Katie Self, Clinton Roper Elledge, and Tony Werner. Theme song is by Casey Bushmaker. Additional music from Melodie (“Awake the Dragon” by Gregory Joseph Carrozza  and “The Achievement” by Marcos Manuel Hernandez Bolanos), Wikimedia Commons (Lacrimosa), and Kevin McLeod (The Snow Queen - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4511-the-snow-queen License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; Villainous Treachery - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4588-villainous-treachery License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; Heroic Reception - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3871-heroic-reception License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; Silver Blue Light - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4361-silver-blue-light License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license; and Professor and the Plant - Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4244-professor-and-the-plant License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license). With sound effects from freesound.org. Full sfx credits can be found here.