Proper True Yarn

In this jaw-dropping episode of Proper True Yarn, Adam Ashley-Cooper takes us on a wild ride through his shock Wallabies debut—a story that goes from zero to hero faster than a bullet train. While casually enjoying a beer at a South Africa vs Wallabies match, Adam gets a life-changing call from Eddie Jones. Within hours, he’s racing to Perth to join the squad, completely unsure why he’s even there. From scrambling to make a last-minute flight, rocking board shorts and a pink tee, to arriving without a jersey, Adam’s first taste of international rugby is full of chaos. But when the game is on the line, Adam’s moment comes in the final minutes—putting him on the field and earning him the prestigious Wallaby number 800. A debut no one, including his mum, saw coming.But that’s not all. Adam also shares a hilarious hunting story from his time in South Africa with the Waratahs. On a safari-style game farm, Berrick Barnes—known for his frugality—gets stuck paying a hefty price for a hartebeest, much to his dismay. With laughs and unforgettable moments, this episode is a must-listen for anyone who loves a true underdog story.Tune in for a yarn that’s as unpredictable and legendary as Adam’s debut!#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of Proper True Yarn, Knuckles sits down with Wallabies legend Adam Ashley-Cooper, a man whose career spanned two decades and took him to rugby’s highest peaks. Adam reflects on his transition from professional athlete to navigating the world of tech startups, discussing everything from his time as a world champion in the U.S. to the challenge of redefining his identity after retirement.The conversation takes a deep dive into what it’s like to step away from the game, the bonds of camaraderie that rugby players miss, and how podcasting unexpectedly pulled him back into the rugby world. Adam also shares some hilarious stories, including being recognized while zipping around Melbourne on a Lime scooter—proof that the podcasting world has brought a whole new wave of recognition.This episode is packed with insights on the ups and downs of life after sport, the power of networking, and the relentless pursuit of self-improvement. Whether you’re a rugby fan, an aspiring entrepreneur, or just someone looking for some good yarns, Adam’s journey will leave you inspired.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of The Proper True Yarn Podcast, our guest shares his first-ever tour with rugby legends like George Gregan and Stirling Mortlock, but it’s the behind-the-scenes rituals that steal the show. From back-up-to-the-toilet sit-down pisses to the quirky habits that became second nature, we dive into the world of superstition, habits, and unexpected lessons learned on the road. Spoiler: It’s not just about sports. It’s about the quirky bonds that form through shared rituals—and the occasional ridiculousness that makes it all worth it.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of The Proper True Yarn Podcast, Adam Ashley-Cooper shares a wild story about his mate’s life going off the rails after catching his wife with another man. After grabbing both car keys and driving across the Nullarbor Plain, things take a surreal turn when his car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. With no one around to help, a mysterious voice—coming from a horse, no less—tells him to check the carburetor. What happens next? You won’t believe it. This yarn’s a rollercoaster of betrayal, bad decisions, and one very bizarre twist.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, we sit down with rugby legend Adam Ashley-Cooper, one of the game's most versatile and skilled players. Adam takes us through his journey from the Central Coast, where he grew up raiding crab traps and playing rugby league, to making the switch to rugby union and achieving Wallabies greatness.From family secrets and half-brothers who shaped his destiny (including Wallabies great Graham, who Adam only discovered was his half-brother much later in life), to the challenges and rewards of making a career in rugby, Adam shares the highs, lows, and unique stories that made him the player we know today. He talks about the tough transition from league to union, the inspiration behind his game, and why players like Kurtley Beale and Quade Cooper could have thrived in rugby league.Get ready for a yarn full of laughs, wisdom, and insights on what it truly takes to succeed at the top level of rugby.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of Proper True Yarn, Knuckles sits down with rugby legend Adam Ashley-Cooper for a yarn that spans everything from international rugby battles to wild UFC nights and unexpected boat wins! Fresh off a UFC event in Perth, Adam talks about his time as one of the Wallabies’ finest, sharing behind-the-scenes stories from his rugby career and his pre-game superstitions. He also reveals what went down during a memorable night at Crown Casino, where he hit it big with a bit of roulette luck (and kept a little secret from his wife!).But it’s not all about sports and luck—Knuckles and Adam dive into the fun, the chaos, and the crazy randomness of life, like winning a boat during a live podcast! Tune in for laughs, mateship, and a whole lot of yarns from one of rugby's best battlers.Grab a drink, sit back, and enjoy the ride. Proper True Yarn is here with the stories you won’t find anywhere else.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Episode 240 of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, we sit down with the legendary Jeff Perot, a man whose stories are as wild as the outback itself. From growing up in a Catholic orphanage to living the rodeo lifestyle, Jeff shares unforgettable tales of a life lived on the edge. Hear about wild brawls, the rugged life of a cowboy, and the wisdom that only comes from living through a lifetime of adventure.In this episode, Jeff talks about:His upbringing in an orphanage and the tough lessons from his early yearsThe famous rodeo fights, dangerous stunts, and hilarious moments that shaped his careerThe importance of loyalty, resilience, and learning from the bushman’s codeHis experiences with Rottweilers, Kelpies, and why they’re the perfect companions for a life in the wildIf you love wild, raw stories from the bush, legendary rodeo brawls, and a bit of humor and wisdom to go with it, this episode is a must-listen. Tune in to hear Jeff Perot’s unforgettable yarns that capture the essence of the Aussie spirit.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this powerful episode, we delve into the haunting personal story of Jeffrey, a survivor of childhood abuse within the Catholic Church and orphanages. Through vivid, gut-wrenching recollections, Jeffrey recalls the systemic cruelty he faced at the hands of priests, nuns, and orphanage authorities. He sheds light on the dark secrets hidden behind closed doors, revealing harrowing details of physical, emotional, and sexual abuse. From the manipulation of children to the violence in the name of discipline, this episode offers a candid and unforgettable glimpse into a broken system that betrayed its most vulnerable. Jeffrey also shares his journey of survival and resilience, confronting the past and speaking out for justice decades later. This episode is a must-listen for anyone interested in understanding the long-lasting effects of institutional abuse, the strength of survivors, and the fight for accountability.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to the Proper True Yarn Podcast, where the yarns are big, the laughs are louder, and the true stories? Well, they’re as wild as they come. This week, we’re joined by the legend himself, Jeff Perot, who’s got a stack of tales from the outback—and this one is full of snakes, scares, and a bloody hilarious cockatoo caper.First up, Jeff tells us the story of Fred Waterson and a run-in with a ten-foot black-headed python. Fred’s fear of snakes is no match for Jeff’s sense of humor, as he tricks Fred into getting up close and personal with the snake in an old mailbag. But things take a wild turn when Fred gets the shock of his life, sending the truck swerving through a tight corner and stripping both side mirrors off. Fred’s terror and Jeff’s storytelling? Unforgettable.Then, we move on to a yarn from Jeff's boxing days, where he was thrown into the ring with McGill the Gorilla—a fight that might have been rigged, but not in the way Jeff had planned. With help from his mate Doughy, a former light heavyweight champion, Jeff takes us through a series of wild moves and codes in the ring, teaching us all that boxing (and life) isn’t always what it seems.And to top it all off, there’s a story about Bob Cooper and his lost cockatoo. When the bird escapes, Jeff and his mate Peter find themselves with an unexpected guest... until Bob comes back from holiday and wants to reward them for their "rescue" efforts. But what Jeff didn’t count on was the cockatoo's true fate. It’s a yarn with a twist and some classic outback humor.It’s another cracker of an episode from Jeff, filled with unexpected turns, laughs, and a whole lot of adventure. Tune in, strap in, and get ready for a ride through the wildest stories Australia has to offer.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to the Proper True Yarn Podcast, where the yarns are wild, the laughs are loud, and the stories are proper true—maybe with just a bit of extra seasoning. This episode features none other than the legendary Jeff Perot, who’s got a treasure trove of outrageous tales straight from the Aussie outback.First, Jeff takes us back to a snake-killing adventure that nearly ends in disaster, with a shot that blows a garden rake sky-high and sends the whole crew into a panic. And then there’s the time Jeff ended up in a hospital with an infection, but ended up dodging a "harpoon needle" and making a daring escape in full cowboy regalia, only to get caught by the cops.We also get a wild yarn about legless lizards and metho, with a hilarious twist involving Jeff's mate "Gnarly Ryan." Not to mention a kitchen disaster starring Mrs. Mahoney, a cook whose culinary skills were... let's just say, unforgettable.This episode is a proper cracker, packed with all the classic Aussie humor, outback mischief, and Jeff’s legendary storytelling. You won’t want to miss it!#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of the Proper True Yarn podcast, we’re joined by the legendary Jeff Perot, a true character from the outback who’s lived a life full of wild stories, crazy adventures, and unforgettable yarns. Jeff takes us back to his school days at Saint Brendan’s in Yeppoon, where a mate named Bob Beasley became infamous for his hilarious blunders in class. From calling the "sick boy" a "hospital case" to clashing with a forgetful poetry recital, Bob’s antics had everyone in stitches. But it’s not just schoolyard tales; Jeff shares stories from the bush, including a hypnotism prank that left a mate with soot-covered face and a bewildered mind, and a trip down memory lane with the famous Brian Cohen—aka "The Horse Whisperer."From a wild comedy show at school to the mischief and chaos of the Australian outback, this episode is full of laughs, oddball characters, and true Aussie grit. Get ready for a proper true yarn, as Jeff recounts some of the most bizarre and hilarious moments in his long, adventurous life. You won’t want to miss it!#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this gripping episode of the Proper True Yarn podcast, Brian Perry shares an exclusive and emotional story from the funeral industry. A special tribute to his mate Brian, an old-school funeral director from Gladstone, who passed away after battling cancer. What was supposed to be a routine transfer turns into a disaster when Brian's hearse breaks down, leaving him stranded with a body in the back of his vehicle. From struggling with a faulty immobilizer to loading his mate into an old Hilux ute for the final journey, this episode is filled with humor, mishaps, and a bit of supernatural mischief. It’s a yarn about loyalty, friendship, and the unforgettable last laugh from beyond.#propertrueyarnd Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this wild episode of the Proper True Yarn podcast, Brian Perry shares an epic yarn about buzzing a bloke fishing from a helicopter and scaring the shit out of his mate Knuckles in the process! After a close call with fuel and airspace, the crew swoops in to get a closer look at a massive 1.3m barra being caught, all while dodging potential disaster. From flying low over boats to tracking fish on a chopper flight tracker, this episode is packed with high-flying action, mischief, and the ultimate fishing wingman moment. Tune in for some classic yarns that will have you hooked!#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this Proper True Yarn episode, Knuckles sits down with Bryze, a funeral director, to share some of the most bizarre, jaw-dropping funeral requests he's ever received. From families wanting to retrieve gold seeds from the deceased's body to requests for a Prince Albert piercing removal, nothing is off-limits. Brian also dives into the world of extravagant funerals, including $60,000 coffins and multi-generational mausoleums, revealing the surprising costs behind some of the most lavish send-offs. Tune in for an unforgettable conversation that goes beyond the grave.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this epic return episode of Proper True Yarn, Knuckles sits down with Bryze, a man who's turned 80 cents into a car—and then some! Bryze, our first-ever return guest, takes us on a wild ride through his hustle-filled journey of flipping items, finding hidden treasures, and making some seriously savvy moves.Starting with nothing but a few 20-cent pieces he found on the ground, Bryze shares how he leveraged his keen eye and a little bit of creativity to grow that humble 80 cents into nearly $800 in profit. From garage sales to eBay flips, vintage manuals, a dodgy council camera, and even a second-hand tinny, he’s turned trash into treasure more times than he can count. But it’s not all smooth sailing—there are some ups, some downs, and of course, a few cheeky gambles along the way.If you're curious about how to hustle, flip, and turn small change into big wins, Bryze’s yarn is the one to listen to. And for those following along on his journey, don’t forget to check out his Instagram page, Found $0.80, where he documents every step of his incredible transformation.Tune in to hear the full yarn, and remember, sometimes the smallest finds lead to the biggest rewards.Follow Bryze's journey on Instagram:Found $0.80 — @found80cents#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ahoy, mates! This episode of Proper True Yarn is a real cracker as Knuckles’ good mate, Bryze, fills in as host and sits down with none other than the Aussie Pirate himself—Jason Mitchell, the legendary mud crab wrangler, and former Beetle Percy Island lessee. From wild adventures on the water to some hilarious antics at a North Queensland wedding, this yarn is packed with pirate-inspired chaos, unforgettable characters, and a couple of drinks to keep things flowing.The yarn kicks off with a hilarious account of Bryze and his mate attending a wedding in Townsville, where the cold weather caught the Queenslanders by surprise and had them huddling by the fire. But it wasn’t long before a classic pirate moment unfolded as the Aussie Pirate himself was handed a coconut full of rum—straight up, no mixer—and the tale of hydration began.From there, things only got wilder. The lads head to the casino, where an unexpected gang of red-hatted pirates appears out of nowhere, stealing the Aussie Pirate’s thunder. But not to be outdone, Bryze (with a bit of help from his trusty thong) makes sure the pirate world knows who’s boss. Then it’s off to Magnetic Island for some sun-soaked shenanigans, where Bryze discovers the true meaning of "pubs being the official sunblock of North Queensland."Through all the laughs and chaos, one thing’s for sure—there’s never a dull moment when Bryze and the Aussie Pirate are in the mix. Don’t miss this rollicking episode full of pirate hats, rum, and good old Aussie humor. And keep an eye out for Bryze’s upcoming adventures, including a potential chopper ride and more wild yarns to come!Follow the Aussie Pirate:TikTok: @AussiePirateTune in for more Proper True Yarn and grab yourself a cold one while you’re at it—this episode is one you won’t want to miss! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this special episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, Knuckles is away, so Bryze steps in to host with the legendary Jason “The Pirate” Mitchell, a local icon from Stanage Bay. The Pirate shares tales of baralaba bashing, cooking up monster mud crabs for the Mad Hueys, and navigating the wild mangrove creeks like a pro. Dive into the life of a crab wrangler as Jason relives catching record-breaking crabs, explains how kangaroo makes the best bait, and even recounts tying up crabs with his pirate leg.Get insights into Stanage Bay’s pristine lifestyle, big tides, and even bigger yarns. If you’ve ever dreamed of island hopping, catching trophy fish, or living off the land, this episode will inspire your next adventure. Don’t miss the details on how to book your own Stanage Bay trip with the Spanish Bay Fishing Lodge—Google it and let the Pirate guide your next escape!#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, Tiny Michael is back with unforgettable yarns and answers to some wild guest questions. From his unexpected first purchase with a billion-dollar windfall to a chaotic Anzac Day windshield mishap, Tiny’s got stories for days. Listen in as he spills on his most famous encounters, shares pick-up lines straight from the butcher’s shop, and recalls the chaos of a 300-person brawl. Plus, the unforgettable moment when his mum served dog food at her 50th! Raw, hilarious, and unfiltered—this is Proper True Yarn at its finest.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this no-holds-barred episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, Tiny dives into his wildest security gigs, from reuniting Jimmy Barnes with his car keys in a small-town concert to witnessing an all-out 300-person brawl. Things heat up as he recalls an eye-popping strip club encounter and wraps up with the unpredictable chaos of Mud Balls and Music. Packed with laughs and jaw-dropping tales, this episode is a wild ride through the untamed side of Aussie life!#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This Proper True Yarn episode is packed with jaw-dropping tales as Tiny takes us from croc hunting adventures in the remote Northern Territory to the chaos of 300-person brawls in the heart of Gympie. If that’s not enough, he shares a behind-the-scenes glimpse of guarding Good Charlotte during Schoolies, including a chef's meltdown over Domino’s pizza. Wild stories, close calls, and laughs you won’t want to miss!#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.