Alpha Blokes Podcast

Bryze joins us around the table to recap an illustrious weekend crossing enemy lines deep in Dad Kissing Country. We kick off by catching up with the coolest Grandad on Earth and what he's been up to, including his Podcast Royale 2 training and his hustling journey with Found 80 Cents. We dive in to our Sydney trip and what it entailed: the best people watching we've potentially witnessed to date, spinning rooms, businessmen bin rats and some e-foiling thanks to the legends at Fliteschool Manly. We cover the card and our thoughts on it before we wrap up with our regular segments. Was a great weekend away with the A-team, stay tuned for the vlog that will be released in the coming weeks. Enjoy the rest of your week Trendsetters!Got a yarn? Record it and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au - must be under 2 minutes to get on the show. Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual adfree episodes and all of our vlogs on our Patreon: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Check out their low sugar crisp Apple Cider today, perfect for the session: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Bryze joins the Table2:32 - Yabby Pump Update3:50 - Found 80 Cents25:10 - Pet Cremation31:07 - Podcast Royale 2 Training36:41 - UFC Sydney1:17:51 - Cooking With Daddy1:25:22 - Alpha News1:35:30 - Motivation, Trendsetters, Wrapup  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kicking off the week differently as we return to the motherland of Gladstone from UFC. Some absolutely wild yarns this week: a cop chase resulting in great karma, the return of the chocolate thunder and definitely the grossest call we've heard of all time. Enjoy trendsetters! Stay tuned this Thursday for our recap of our trip to Sydney. OG Merch is back in stock and some fresh new items are available tonight, 6PM at alphablokes.com.au - Bucket Hats, Kids Trailer shirts and more are back, get around it. Got a yarn? Record it and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au - must be under 2 minutes to get on the show. Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual adfree episodes and all of our vlogs on our Patreon: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Check out their low sugar crisp Apple Cider today, perfect for the session: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Intro1:15 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn4:46 - Carry Ons54:56 - Winning Yarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trendsetters around the globe are refusing to quit and are just redlining yarns from near and far. Topics this week include a snip trip gone wrong, stumbling upon King Kongs finger, a Weekend at Bernies style pee accident and how annoying flies are. This was an absolute belter. Enjoy trendsetters, if you see us in Sydney be sure to say G'day! Got a yarn? Record it and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au - must be under 2 minutes to get on the show. Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual adfree episodes and all of our vlogs on our Patreon: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Check out their low sugar crisp Apple Cider today, perfect for the session: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Intro1:33 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn3:45 - Cam's McOz McProblem8:13 - Carry Ons51:35 - Winning Yarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A month has flown by within 2025 and plenty has happened this week, including the great war on Custard Tarts. Tom takes us through the Egg Plant and getting his firearms license and Cam takes us through his process of using roundup instead of using a whipper snipper. We're on a mission to hunt for Truffles during Cooking With Daddy and follow up with some rollercoaster rides in the news, including mysterious beach marbles, beer tax and a power bank problem. A reminder to stop and smell the f*ckin' roses during Motivation and we bring it home strong with a Doghouse yarn that's not for the feint of heart. Have a great week legends, if you're in Sydney for UFC come say g'day!Ever wanted to be on the show? Record your yarn and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auUnder 2 minutes: next week will be two talkbacks in a row, so now is your chance. Bought to you by Better Beer: Get around their super crisp low sugar Apple Cider. Perfect for the session: www.betterbeer.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out our Patreon, full adfree visual episodes that are uncut and all of our vlogs can be found there as well: patreon.com/alphablokespodcast0:00 - Gold Coast Trip8:30 - Weekends13:42 - Custard Tarts Controversy19:42 - Tom's Gun Safety Course27:00 - Happy Gilmore 230:27 - Cooking With Daddy41:19 - Alpha News59:01 - Motivation1:01:48 - Trendsetters1:03:31 - The Doghouse Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Friend of the show, BBQ genius and caterer Blair Tomkinson joins us for a yarn to discuss all things smoking, cooking and how he got deep in to the BBQ game with his business, Bears BBQ, which has won the WIA wedding caterer of the year award in Mackay and the Whitsundays in 2023 and 2024. Blair takes us through his creative process for creating menus, how he integrated his fabrication skills into creating some incredibly deadly smokers and some of the wildest recipes he has seen fellow people in the BBQ competition undergo. Was unreal to get this legend on for a chat, was long overdue and won't be the last. Enjoy trendsetters!Ever wanted to be on the show? Record your yarn and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auUnder 2 minutes: next week will be two talkbacks in a row, so now is your chance. Bought to you by Better Beer: Get around their super crisp low sugar Apple Cider. Perfect for the session: www.betterbeer.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out our Patreon, full adfree visual episodes that are uncut and all of our vlogs can be found there as well: patreon.com/alphablokespodcast0:00 - Alpha HQ Feed7:31 - Competition BBQ Scene16:01 - Commercial Smokers27:09 - Inventing, fabricating and building smokers39:11 - Catering challenges45:06 - Brisket Pies57:19 - Camel & Crocodile1:02:21 - The Austin Texas Dream1:07:42 - Working with Lanes1:16:02 - Appetizers1:22:46 - Cooking in Pits1:33:13 - Guest Questions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We can already tell yarn of the year this year is going to be tight, trendsetters have delivered once again with some absolute rip snorters: banter between your kids doing dumb sh*t, potentially the ultimate kink shame and a controversial opinion on Custard Tarts. Enjoy legends, stay out of each other.Ever wanted to be on the show? Record your yarn and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.auUnder 2 minutes: next week will be two talkbacks in a row, so now is your chance. Bought to you by Better Beer: Get around their super crisp low sugar Apple Cider. Perfect for the session: www.betterbeer.com.auEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out our Patreon, full adfree visual episodes that are uncut and all of our vlogs can be found there as well: patreon.com/alphablokespodcast0:00 - Intro2:20 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn6:51 - Carry Ons59:41 - Winning Yarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are joined by special guest Ivan to wrapup their weekend in the big smoke to see Luke Combs. We discuss if Juice Head has passed, the art of making bloody marys and duct taping a plane before takeoff before ripping in to some great salmon dishes for Cooking With Daddy. Drug smuggling submarines disguised as Whales headline Alpha News and before following up with some ripper motivational clips and some headnoise regarding the Grizzly Man to finish up a cracking show. Enjoy your week legends, stay out of each other. Got a yarn to send to the show? Record it and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au - fire up this week and pepper us. Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual adfree episodes and all of our vlogs on our Patreon: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Luke Combs Trip33:10 - Avicii Documentary39:17 - Cooking With Daddy45:23 - Alpha News1:02:04 - Motivation1:07:36 - Trendsetters1:13:37 - Grizzly Man1:15:13 - The Doghouse Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yarns are absolute firing from the hip today and provide us with a ripper hour of power: girl math vs bloke math, the Suzuki Swift debacle and even getting tied up and having your car keys stolen from you, it's a wild one in this weeks instalment of Trendsetter Talkback. Enjoy legends!Got a yarn? Record it and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au - under 2 minutes if you want to get on the show. Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out our Patreon for ad-free visual and audio episodes as well as all of our vlogs. New vlog dropping this coming Friday: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in over 4000+ bottle shops nationwide: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Intro3:40 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn7:17 - Carry Ons57:58 - Winning Yarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cam is back from his stint in the big smoke and he tells us all about his week and a bit with the big Knuckler completing his theory for his chopper license. Tommy is on a mission to find the secret ingredient to get some new chooks to lay double yolker eggs. Cam runs us through his food tours during Cooking With Daddy, covering a new recipe that he wants to develop further this week. Lilly Phillips' attempt at the tough mudder and more in the news and the highlight of the sport of course is our man Daniel Chucky Sanders taking home the win for the 2025 Dakar Rally. A reminder why it's important to celebrate your mates winning during Motivation and a biblical cherry on top with The Doghouse. Enjoy your week trendsetters!Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Watch and listen to full uncut ad-free episodes and check out all of our vlogs on our Patreon. A new vlog is dropping this Friday: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in over 4000+ Bottle shops nationwide: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Cam's Chopper License11:07 - Jetskis19:01 - Operation Double Yolker25:21 - Cooking With Daddy36:40 - Alpha News1:03:26 - Motivation1:06:11 - Trendsetters1:12:48 - The Doghouse Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Everyday battler Dane Lyons joins us for a yarn around his inspirational story of hitting a top weight of 270kg and what drove him to lose 170kg and change his life around for the better. Dane takes us through the ups and downs of his journey, including the diet choices, surgeries he considered and fitness regime he had to undertake to begin his weight loss journey and how that transitioned into getting in to the bodybuilding scene. Dane was extremely transparent in the highs and lows of his journey and is doing great things to stay on the right track. Enjoy trendsetters!Follow Dane on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/dane_lifts__/?hl=enEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Starting weight9:36 - Gainers12:50 - Decision to change life29:50 - Burger Cafe35:10 - Gastric Sleeve43:30 - 200kg to 130kg48:00 - Bodybuilding1:08:26 - Next competitons1:19:22 - Fitness business1:21:56 - Guest Questions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Hotbox Heroes return and provide their ratings from 3 of Gladstones finest service stations on the illustrious crumbed snag and potato scallop. Some great chat in this weeks instalment: some Christmas shopping mishaps, favourite movies to watch when hungover and why companies make sure that toilet paper gets glued shut. Enjoy legends!Got a yarn? Record it and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au - must be under 2 minutes to get on the show.Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Intro1:35 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn3:50 - Hotbox Reviews11:40 - Carry Ons1:03:31 - Winning Yarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cam is deep in the trenches getting his chopper license so Uncle Poo steps in with Tommy to fulfill his co-host that sh*ts the most duties. We catch up with the legend and discuss his recent lifestyle changes, including the pros and cons of the mine life: the camp food and the camp room life and even a bucks party he went to over the weekend. We discuss the recent egg shortage and get an update on Yabby Pump before we dive into some hotbox analysis during A Chew with the Poo. Some ripper news this week: the new Meta rules, UFC 311 preview and Kamikaze Pigeons! Quinn fires off a quote during Motivation before we finish off with some more catchup with the Poo and a Doghouse yarn for the cherry on top. Was unreal to catch up with the legend and discuss what's been happening in his life. Enjoy legends!Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Update from Cam4:57 - Yabby Pump Update7:47 - Bucks Party12:00 - Egg Shortage16:34 - Mine life25:59 - Dog Fingering Dan34:27 - Banned from Maccas41:46 - Getting Engaged46:00 - A Chew With the Poo58:00 - Alpha News1:16:47 - Motivation1:18:47 - Trendsetters1:20:11 - Poo's Life Gripes1:29:00 - The Doghouse Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The first talkback of 2025 and it does not disappoint. We announce the 2024 Yarn of the Year Winner and give them a buzz before we rip into some absolute belters to kickstart strong: hobart trumpets, soapy shotgun shells and trendsetters steaming the summernats flats. Make sure to start peppering the Carry On email with your yarns potentially be featured on the show as we return to regularly scheduled programming. Enjoy trendsetters!Got a yarn? Record it and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au - must be under 2 minutes to get on the show.Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Intro3:01 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn6:07 - YOTY 2024 Winner14:25 - Carry Ons58:01 - Winning Yarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025 is not ready for the absolute carnage we're about to bring. A 2 hour yarn to catch up with each other over what happened during the Blur: fishing, travel, cookin' and plenty tins were deleted. Tom fills us in on how he aligned his chakras and took his phone for a swim whilst Cambo fills us in on his plan to get his helicopter license. Plenty of great Chrissy feeds during Cooking With Daddy before we cover Dakar, Usyk VS Fury, Cybertrucks and Dinosaurs in the News. We cover the concept of resolutions in Motivation and go through any the boys have before finishing off with a couple of doghouse yarns. Please enjoy trendsetters as we return to regularly scheduled programming.Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Yarn of the Year Voting9:15 - The 2024 Blur45:02 - Our Jan/Feb Plans57:21 - Cooking With Daddy1:09:08 - Alpha News1:36:38 - Motivation1:54:26 - The Doghouse Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ex drug dealer, standup comedian and absolute legend Andrew Hamilton joined the boys for a chat during the Gladstone stint of his regional tour. This bloke has lived quite the life and takes us through the process of his first Magic Mushrooms experience and how that developed to becoming a full time drug dealer. We dive in to how he got in prison and discuss the pros and cons of his 4 months stint in the clink before discussing how he found stand up as a therapeutic way to work through his problems and turn his life around for the better before we finish off discussion around his own avenues of content and then the guest questions. This legend provided plenty of laughs and is definitely one of the most insane stories we've had on the show yet. Enjoy legends!Content Disclosure: This episode features heavy discussion around the use of drugs.You can check out Andrew's Instagram here, which can take you to where he is next on tour in his bio: https://www.instagram.com/andrewhamiltoncomedy/?hl=enAndrew's Book, The Profound Benefits of a Stint in Prison, is available here:https://www.booktopia.com.au/the-profound-benefits-of-a-stint-in-prison-andrew-hamilton/book/9781923022140.html?srsltid=AfmBOoqDBrBhl1Ee4ZDYajfhoy0H_TVy2f2Ud-XjcAGsRGzmCdlCiWJmEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs, our latest one covers Warehouse upgrades, boxing training and some beach content too: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Steak and Eggs12:01 - Mushroom Mountain27:11 - Getting Arrested33:58 - 4 months in Prison55:22 - Standup Comedy1:09:30 - Melbourne Comedy Festival1:16:57- Podcasting and Youtube Content1:33:50 - Guest Questions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The moment you've all been waiting for. Every winning yarn going into contention to win the ultimate prize to come on the show and prove their yarning ability with us.Make sure you're in the trendsetters group if you wish to cast your vote. Voting will begin next week: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3422825401323123Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs, our latest one covers Warehouse upgrades, cooking masterclasses and some boxing content too: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia and try their Ginger Beer to escape the heat: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Sex on the beach7:08 - Ballad for the Poo Bandit9:40 - Gratitude13:59 - The Mannequin Arm18:11 - Shopping Cart19:59 - GRIT24:04 - Red Powerade26:30 - Ronald Mcdonald30:41 - Daddy for PM33:33 - Flog in the work cabin37:10 - The Mungandai Hamburger39:23 - D-I-L-D-E42:10 - Burning DVDs44:10 - Pad Thai Poo47:12 - Sarah's Son51:21 - The orchestral headjob54:52 - Avocado Farming58:48 - Chubby Chasing59:56 - The Rodeo Chubby Chase1:03:09 - The Neighbor War1:06:03 -10 pound pool game1:08:29 - Chubby Chasing: The Clap Edition1:10:45 - The Irishman1:13:48 - Fat Fingers1:16:10 - Barbry's Sinking Mate1:1745 - Fuck Knuckles One Liners1:19:20 -Pirate Girl Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The moment you've all been waiting for. Every winning yarn going into contention to win the ultimate prize to come on the show and prove their yarning ability with us.Make sure you're in the trendsetters group if you wish to cast your vote. Voting will begin next week: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3422825401323123Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs, our latest one covers Warehouse upgrades, boxing training and some beach content too: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia and try their Ginger Beer to escape the heat: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Sex Robot Warranty10:07 - The Trifecta Song12:09 - Horse Shoe Farriers14:40 - Waking up under the pub20:07 - The CQ Heat23:21 - Alpha Blokes Poem28:07 - Foreskin Schooner33:01 - Homegirl Mag36:49 - Gizmo the Guinea Pig40:07 - The Alpha Blokes Anthem45:57 - ABC Pandemic47:16 - Southern Cross People Watching51:00 - Cereal while driving56:12 - What truckies see while driving57:42 - Cyclists in Pubs1:01:00 - Whistler Housing Story1:03:21 - Bundaberg Surprise Hotel Prostitute1:07:07 - F*ck you gout, f*ck you1:08:40 - The ABC Pandemic1:09:40 - Tony Hawk, Pro Skateboarder1:13:43 - Spidermans Web1:19:09 - The ABC Rap Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The second half of some of favourite moments of the year, some dribble we loved and some runner up carry ons that didn't quite make the cut for yarn of the year. Enjoy legends!Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs, our latest one covers Warehouse upgrades, boxing training and some beach content too: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia and try their Ginger Beer to escape the heat: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - The Snip Trip12:31 - Bum Kissing15:15 - Tommy The Pommy & Uncle Jacko Collab17:50 - Cheers for the help, champ22:58 - Buster's Rocky Tour27:34 - Buster's 7 Day Silent Retreat29:34 - Where's Me Bin32:20 - The Baron35:06 - The Story of Georgia50:07 - Iodine Incident53:07 - Auspost Blowup56:04 - Trolley Pushing1:00:32 - Train Chargers1:02:37 - Doggy Doot Javelin1:05:37 - X-rated Xmas1:08:18 - Mowing With Daddy1:09:43 - Concrete Saw Revenge Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The blur is here trendsetters, sit back, relax and crack a tin and dive into some of our favourite moments of the year. Enjoy!Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs, our latest one covers Warehouse upgrades, boxing training and some beach content too: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia and try their Ginger Beer to escape the heat: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Guard tower4:25 - Anges Boys      10:40 - The Goldfish Fetish16:31 - Anteaters & Sexpo29:29 - Glory Hole Tour35:40 - Quinn The Chin40:15 - Cam “Daddy” Lowry44:11 - Tom “Yabby Pump” Dahl51:07 - DJ F*ck-Knuckle54:28 - OOOOOO AAAAHHHH59:01 - Fed, Head, Bed1:01:18 - Firecrackers and Nudie Mags1:04:30 - Morten and Mavis1:07:06 - Chicken Flicker1:10:34 - The Seal1:14:13 - Cam Raw Dogs a Flight1:16:36 - Nice Job, Receipt Bloke Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Motorsport weapon, honey farmer and great mate of the show Daniel "Chucky" Sanders returns for a catch up about his previous year of travel and how he is getting ready to participate in the Dakar Rally at the beginning of next year. We cover some of the biggest crashes he's known about in the Motorsport game and then interrogate him on why he has been cycling for fitness. To wrap up, we cover a bit more of his personal life about producing his honey on the side and how the apple farm is going before wrapping up with a few questions submitted by Trendsetters on the day. Was unreal to catch up with one of the most genuine blokes, get around him as he competes in Dakar and watch our boy hopefully steam home. Enjoy legends!You can follow Chucky on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/danielsanders_11/?hl=enEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs, our latest one covers Warehouse upgrades, boxing training and some beach content too: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBought to you by Better Beer. Now available in 4000+ bottle shops nationwide, get around the Zero Carb lager of Australia and try their Ginger Beer to escape the heat: www.betterbeer.com.au0:00 - Last Years Travelling6:20 - Going to Dakar20:02 - Biggest Crashes22:54 - Road Map Update31:30 - Morrocco35:18 - Teams in Motorsport40:00 - Dubai42:42 - Cycling48:30 - Dakar Prep51:26 - 30th Birthday52:32 - Chucky's Honey & Apple Farm1:12:59 - Dabbling in Merch1:20:05 - Instagram Questions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.