1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die

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Let’s take a ride down the rabbit hole of horrible songs. Some are popular, some went platinum but all of them make us want to die. read less
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Hands to Myself - Selena Gomez
4d ago
Hands to Myself - Selena Gomez
Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Kids are taught to keep their hands to themselves for several important reasons:Respecting Personal Space: Everyone has a "bubble" of personal space around them, and keeping hands to themselves helps kids learn to respect others' boundaries and feel comfortable.Safety: Not touching others without permission helps prevent accidental injuries. Kids can be energetic and sometimes don't realize their actions might hurt someone else.Preventing Spread of Germs: By not touching others unnecessarily, kids help reduce the spread of germs and keep everyone healthier.Building Good Social Skills: Learning to keep hands to themselves helps kids understand social rules and develop good manners, which are important for making and keeping friends.Avoiding Conflicts: Touching or grabbing others can lead to arguments and fights. By keeping their hands to themselves, kids can avoid misunderstandings and stay out of trouble.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the Show.Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
Something Happened on the Way to Heaven - Phil Collins
09-06-2024
Something Happened on the Way to Heaven - Phil Collins
Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Imagine you're watching a fun movie with a doggy. In this music video, a happy dog is running around everywhere. The dog goes into a big house where Phil Collins, a nice man who sings, is having a fun party with his friends.Phil Collins is singing and playing music with his band, and everyone is dancing and having a great time. The dog keeps running around, going in and out of rooms, and even goes outside to play. Sometimes, the dog tries to get into funny situations, like sneaking food or getting in the way of people dancing.It's like watching a silly adventure of a playful dog, all while listening to happy music sung by Phil Collins and his band. The dog makes everyone laugh, and you can see that they're all enjoying the party and the music together.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the Show.Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
Doctor (Work It Out) - Miley Cyrus and Pharrell Williams
02-06-2024
Doctor (Work It Out) - Miley Cyrus and Pharrell Williams
Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! In the dimly lit hospital corridors, she moved with purpose, her white coat a shield against suspicion. To the unsuspecting eyes, she was Dr. Emily, a beacon of hope in a sea of despair. But behind the facade of medical expertise, her heart was cold and calculating.Her eyes fell upon him, a man weakened by illness, his vulnerability a magnet for her twisted affection. With practised empathy, she tended to his needs, her words dripping with false concern. Yet, beneath the guise of care, lurked a sinister desire fueled by the thrill of manipulation.As the days passed, her facade began to crack, revealing the hollow emptiness that lay within. For her love was not born of genuine affection but of the perverse satisfaction derived from his dependence. And in the end, when her deception was laid bare, he was left shattered, a casualty of her deceitful game.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the Show.Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
Picture - Kid Rock feat. Sheryl Crow (with Carolyn Swindell)
26-05-2024
Picture - Kid Rock feat. Sheryl Crow (with Carolyn Swindell)
Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Check out the No Dribble podcast with Carolyn Swindell alongside Australian sporting legends Liz Ellis & Cath Cox.Follow Carolyn on InstagramTheir eyes met across the crowded room, each recognizing the pain etched in the other's gaze. With hesitant steps, they drew closer, seeking refuge in the temporary warmth of a fleeting connection.She spoke of shattered aspirations and missed opportunities, while he whispered tales of love lost and dreams deferred. Their laughter was laced with sorrow, and their smiles masked the ache within.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. Dubby EnergyDubby is declaring WAR on big energy! Use the Promo Code "1001songs" at checkout! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the Show.Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
Love Don't Cost a Thing - Jennifer Lopez
12-05-2024
Love Don't Cost a Thing - Jennifer Lopez
Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Love is a complex and multifaceted emotion that cannot be simply bought or sold like a commodity. While material possessions or financial stability can sometimes contribute to feelings of affection or security within a relationship, genuine love involves much more than just monetary transactions. Love is built on trust, mutual respect, understanding, and emotional connection, which cannot be purchased with money alone. Attempting to buy love with material things often leads to shallow relationships or a false sense of affection. True love is nurtured through shared experiences, support, and genuine care for one another, qualities that cannot be acquired with wealth alone.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the Show.Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
U Remind Me - Usher (with Samwise Hemmings)
05-05-2024
U Remind Me - Usher (with Samwise Hemmings)
Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! We are joined by an old friend of the podcast Samwise Hemmings and he has a NEW podcast called "Mum's Friend Energy! Listen to it HERE"U Remind Me" by Usher is a song that explores the concept of memory and its role in romantic relationships through a scientific lens. The lyrics depict the protagonist encountering a new romantic interest who bears a striking resemblance to a past lover. This triggers a cascade of memories associated with the previous relationship, leading the protagonist to feel hesitant about pursuing a new connection due to the emotional baggage carried from the past.From a neuroscientific perspective, the song touches upon the phenomenon of memory consolidation and retrieval. The protagonist's experience reflects the intricate neural networks involved in encoding and recalling past experiences, particularly those linked to emotional events. The recurrence of memories triggered by the new romantic interest highlights the interconnectedness of emotions and memory processing in the brain. Ultimately, "U Remind Me" portrays the complexities of human memory and its influence on decision-making in matters of the heart.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the Show.Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
Steal My Kisses - Ben Harper
28-04-2024
Steal My Kisses - Ben Harper
Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! In the bustling metropolis of Los Angeles, acclaimed musician Ben Harper leads a double life, his charming facade masking a dark obsession. From the shadows of concert halls to the crowded streets, Harper fixates on a woman whose beauty captivates him like a siren's song.As he follows her every move with relentless determination, Harper's infatuation spirals into a perilous obsession. From innocuous gestures to sinister manoeuvres, he schemes to possess her affections, unaware of the fear and unease he instils in his target.But as his fixation intensifies and his actions become increasingly erratic, Harper teeters on the brink of madness, consumed by the need to make her his own. With every clandestine encounter, he edges closer to the precipice of his darkest desires, oblivious to the terror he inspires.Set against a backdrop of pulsating rhythms and haunting melodies, "Steal My Kisses" delves into the depths of obsession, where love morphs into possession and desire descends into madness. Will Harper's relentless pursuit end in triumph or tragedy? And can he escape the darkness that threatens to consume him before it's too late?DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the Show.Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
TEXAS HOLD 'EM - Beyoncé
14-04-2024
TEXAS HOLD 'EM - Beyoncé
Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! "TEXAS HOLD 'EM" by Beyoncé falls short of greatness with its lackluster melody and uninspired lyrics. Despite Beyoncé's undeniable talent, this song fails to captivate listeners with its repetitive beats and simplistic composition. Instead of showcasing her powerhouse vocals and innovative style, "TEXAS HOLD 'EM" feels like a forgettable addition to her discography. Fans expecting another chart-topping hit from the Queen Bey will be disappointed by this lackluster offering that fails to leave a lasting impression.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the Show.Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
yes, and? - Ariana Grande
31-03-2024
yes, and? - Ariana Grande
Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! In the stillness of the night, as the shadows danced upon the walls, Ariana awoke to a chilling sensation creeping over her chest. A mutated mouth, grotesque and pulsating with sickly veins, had emerged upon her flesh, its lips quivering as if eager to speak. Paralyzed with fear, Ariana watched in horror as the twisted maw parted, emitting a raspy whisper that seemed to echo from the abyss. "Greetings, friend," it croaked, its voice a sinister imitation of human speech. "I've been yearning for your presence. I desire to be your closest confidant."Terror seized Ariana's heart as she recoiled from the abomination before her. Yet, no matter how far she fled, the mutated mouth remained, its words haunting her every thought. It spoke of unimaginable terrors, of unholy alliances forged in the darkness, and of a bond that could never be severed. Despite her frantic attempts to silence it, the mouth persisted, its insidious whispers driving Ariana to the brink of madness. And as the boundaries between reality and nightmare blurred, she realized with growing dread that her newfound companion would never release her from its suffocating grasp.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the Show.Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
CPR - Cupcakke
24-03-2024
CPR - Cupcakke
Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Hark! Speak not in whispers dark and strange,Of matters foul and twisted in their range.Thine words doth tell of deeds most vile and low,Wherein no honor dwells, but only woe.Aye, name thou a thing, 'tis freakish, I see,And knowest thou well, I'm 'bout such mystery.But ere thou speak of that which turns thy wit,Prithee, hold thy tongue 'fore it's too late to quit.For lo, 'tis not the time for bawdy jest,Nor to recount such deeds that leave us stressed.To speak of such, 'tis not a merry wit,But rather brings a stain upon our wit.Let not thy tongue wag on of such base lore,But seek instead to speak of things far more.Yet if thou must persist in thy crude vein,Know that I shan't partake in such disdain.For when I'm not in company, foul and fit,'Tis only then that I attend to shit.And if thou dost find hairs where they don't belong,Best seek remedy, lest discomfort prolong.So if thou must indulge in base desires,Use thy words with care, like noble squires.But speak not of such deeds with glee or grin,Lest virtue flee, and leave us steeped in sin.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the Show.Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
I'll Make Love To You Song - Boyz II Men
25-02-2024
I'll Make Love To You Song - Boyz II Men
Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! In the haunting depths of "I'll Make Love To You" by Boyz II Men lies a sinister tale veiled beneath its smooth R&B facade. The melodic whispers that initially charm the listener soon take on a chilling resonance, akin to the beckoning call of a malevolent spirit. As the lyrics unfold, promising seduction and intimacy, there's an underlying sense of dread, as if the protagonist is luring their prey into a dark, inescapable trap. The tempo, once alluring, now pulses with a sense of urgency, heightening the tension as the narrative spirals into a nightmarish descent.With each harmonized plea, the listener is ensnared deeper into the web of the song's macabre narrative, where love transforms into a sinister obsession. The promise of passion becomes entangled with themes of control and manipulation, evoking a sense of unease that permeates every note. As the song reaches its crescendo, the once seductive invitation transforms into a chilling ultimatum, leaving the listener haunted by the lingering echoes of a love that has descended into the realm of the truly terrifying.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the Show.Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
Lovin on Me - Jack Harlow
11-02-2024
Lovin on Me - Jack Harlow
Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! A whip operates on the principle of kinetic energy transfer through a combination of mechanics and fluid dynamics. When a whip is cracked, the handle imparts angular momentum to the attached flexible section, usually a braided leather thong. As the whip's handle abruptly slows down, the energy travels down the length of the whip, causing it to flex and form a loop. The tip of the whip accelerates rapidly, reaching supersonic speeds. This creates a small sonic boom as the tip breaks the sound barrier, resulting in the characteristic cracking sound. The cracking sound is a consequence of the rapid release of stored energy in the form of kinetic energy, generating a shockwave in the air. The physics involved include the conservation of angular momentum, wave propagation, and the interaction between the whip and surrounding air molecules.It also means to cum. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the Show.Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
Murder on the Dancefloor - Sophie Ellis-Bextor
04-02-2024
Murder on the Dancefloor - Sophie Ellis-Bextor
Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! In the bustling city of London, there was a lady named Sophie who possessed an extraordinary ability to have things go her way. Sophie wasn't one to tolerate opposition, and whenever circumstances deviated from her wishes, she had a distinctive method of expressing her dissatisfaction. It wasn't just the stern glares or sharp words; Sophie had gained a reputation for unleashing extreme danger upon those who dared to defy her, as if she wielded an unspoken power capable of bringing chaos to anyone who crossed her path.Despite the fear she instilled, some speculated that Sophie's threats were merely a psychological tactic. However, the lingering unease in the city suggested otherwise. It seemed as though peril itself lingered on the edge of her caprices, keeping the urban dwellers on their toes and ensuring that Sophie's demands were met without hesitation.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the Show.Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew