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Funny Voicemail Greetings, Answering Machine Messages & Pa Announcements

37 songs (3 minutes) Released on 13 August 2015
1
After Hours You're Hosed
0:07
2
After Hours You're out of Luck
0:11
3
All Lines Busy Wait Your Turn
0:06
4
Answered It's Not Your Turn
0:06
5
Attention....Never Mind
0:06
6
Attention....We Forgot
0:07
7
Automated Answer If We Had More Money
0:08
8
Baggage Search and Good Stuff Taken
0:09
9
Biz Hours Whenever
0:05
10
Call Back When You Know What You're Talking About
0:04
11
Complaint Dept Hang Up
0:04
12
Emergency Talking Faster
0:04
13
Exit Stop Pushing and Shoving
0:04
14
For Legal Evidence Call Will Be Recorded
0:07
15
Have Your Questions Ready or Get It Together
0:05
16
Have Your Questions Ready
0:04
17
In Emergency Kiss Your Ass Goodbye
0:06
18
Last One Please Turn out Lights
0:03
19
Leave Tray Tables Down
0:07
20
People Cutting in Line Thrown Out
0:04
21
Pick up You Guns and Exit
0:03
22
Please Keep Asking for Help
0:04
23
Please Never Call Again
0:03
24
Please Welcome a Real Loser
0:05
25
Reached Number in Error Pay Attention.Wav
0:04
26
Service Is Just a Word
0:06
27
Someone May Be on the Line Shortly
0:07
28
Sorry Lights on No One Home
0:04
29
Speak With Someone Who Knows
0:05
30
To Reach Compulsive Disorder Dept
0:04
31
Un-Attended Bag....Take It
0:05
32
Un-Attended Bags Taken and Put on Ebay
0:10
33
Un-Attended Children Given Caffiene and Puppy
0:08
34
Water Landing Seat Cushion
0:08
35
We Will Get to Your Call When We Feel Like It
0:06
36
You Will Never Be Connected to a Live Person
0:06
37
Your Call Is Important Not
0:07